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meh he doesn't even turn up when I search him OTI, everything will be forgotten in a weekPoor Alan. He's the real victim in all of this. Can you imagine him trying to get Ben an internship at work now?
Alan: This is my boy Ben. Just graduated UMass Lowell. (thinks to himself, and shitposts his privates all over the web. please, please, please don't be familiar with the web.)
HR: Oh you're here for the internship.... Wait, Ben Cohen.... why does that sound familiar?
Alan: (shit. shit. shit.)
Because Benjamin Cohen is probably the most common Jewish name out there
That's a lot of cum tissues.Linkedin alone lists ~800 Benjamin Cohens.
That's a lot of cum tissues.
Post them for the articlelol he went back and edited gross the PMs he sent about jacking off and admitting "the cum tissues thing was actually true".
Too bad I saved txt copies
Yeah i was gonna work on it on by day off but if anyone wants to add some shit to his page pm me for some screen shotsI tried it with
benjamin cohen lowell or
benjamin cohen newton ma
lowell worked for linkedin, the account is definitely gone. If anyone cares, maybe his wiki page could use some SEO.
Alan is definitely a victim. I feel very sorry for him seems like a smart guy and his son just does cringe shit.Poor Alan. He's the real victim in all of this. Can you imagine him trying to get Ben an internship at work now?
Alan: This is my boy Ben. Just graduated UMass Lowell. (thinks to himself, and his shitposts of privates all over the web. please, please, please don't be familiar with the web.)
HR: Oh you're here for the internship.... Wait, Ben Cohen.... why does that sound familiar?
Alan: (shit. shit. shit.)
he logged in like not even 5 days agook wait i've been very busy and ben, while morbidly interesting in the way Scientology is interesting....
(insane and bafflingly well resourced and yet also petty and spiteful and obsessed with image)
anyways run off sentences aside did he "quit forver again" or is this just another light tantrum?
i remember droppy freaking out about something like this happening before edf2 went down, idk why people think that the 40-60 year old boomers hiring applicants know anything about the internet outside of normie shit like facebook.Poor Alan. He's the real victim in all of this. Can you imagine him trying to get Ben an internship at work now?
Alan: This is my boy Ben. Just graduated UMass Lowell. (thinks to himself, and his shitposts of privates all over the web. please, please, please don't be familiar with the web.)
HR: Oh you're here for the internship.... Wait, Ben Cohen.... why does that sound familiar?
Alan: (shit. shit. shit.)
The ones in his field do. LOLhe logged in like not even 5 days ago
i remember droppy freaking out about something like this happening before edf2 went down, idk why people think that the 40-60 year old boomers hiring applicants know anything about the internet outside of normie shit like facebook.