fourth of Adar, 5785
My dear Soros,
As many are aware, Israel has been hard at work destroying the white race for one gorillion years. Every time the government of a white country makes a mistake, every time a white person ends up a fat nasty failure, rest assured at least one Mossad agent personally orchestrated the series of events leading to that outcome. This is obvious, at minimum because it’s simply inconceivable that white people are actually just mentally deficient apes incapable of governing themselves.
Israel has been incredibly successful in this endeavor. Europe has spent centuries shitting itself in pointless war. America is rapidly deteriorating. And there’s absolutely no relationship between that fact and the fat pedophile retard they elected as president twice.
But some plucky Jews took it a step further. We asked ourselves “what if whites weren’t just fat? What if they were also obnoxious?”
Hence Patient 0. We code named him “Mushy Peas,” after the bland green slop the English call cuisine. The plan was simple. Not only would we turn him into a bloated fat pig (through the usual Jewish devices. GMO crops and media hypnosis to turn the once respectable healthy nutritious robust white cuisine, which we all know was historically delicious and healthy as whites were historically beautiful and muscular and not disgusting mutant freaks due to centuries of inbreeding and industrial run-off) but we’d also carefully tweak his personality through social cues and media programming and turn him into an autistic dimwit, incapable of generating a likeable response to any conversational stimulus.
It was a massive success. Mushy Peas became fatter and more retarded than we ever could have hoped. His bloated, cholesterol addled brain stomped around social circles both online and in meatspace, alienating everyone he interacted with. He found companionship in later models of ours like hypeshot and Quence , iterated for various combinations of fat and retarded as experiments to find the optimal distribution of obesity and Down’s syndrome.
For a while it seemed as if the downfall of the white race was imminent. Through a series of calculated moves so complex and devious that even an average Hebrew brain had trouble following, we foresaw the complete near eradication of whites (of course a few would be kept for research purposes, ala Doctor Yakub)
However, a couple of years ago, the unthinkable happened. Lardchick escaped containment. Somehow he evaded our sneakiest jew agents and ended up on EDF, one of the internet’s last bastions of free speech and white intellectuals.
Now I fear he may divulge his experiences to the valiant white warriors found at EDF.. if he does, thousands of years of Hebrew plotting may be undone.
My dear Soros,
As many are aware, Israel has been hard at work destroying the white race for one gorillion years. Every time the government of a white country makes a mistake, every time a white person ends up a fat nasty failure, rest assured at least one Mossad agent personally orchestrated the series of events leading to that outcome. This is obvious, at minimum because it’s simply inconceivable that white people are actually just mentally deficient apes incapable of governing themselves.
Israel has been incredibly successful in this endeavor. Europe has spent centuries shitting itself in pointless war. America is rapidly deteriorating. And there’s absolutely no relationship between that fact and the fat pedophile retard they elected as president twice.
But some plucky Jews took it a step further. We asked ourselves “what if whites weren’t just fat? What if they were also obnoxious?”
Hence Patient 0. We code named him “Mushy Peas,” after the bland green slop the English call cuisine. The plan was simple. Not only would we turn him into a bloated fat pig (through the usual Jewish devices. GMO crops and media hypnosis to turn the once respectable healthy nutritious robust white cuisine, which we all know was historically delicious and healthy as whites were historically beautiful and muscular and not disgusting mutant freaks due to centuries of inbreeding and industrial run-off) but we’d also carefully tweak his personality through social cues and media programming and turn him into an autistic dimwit, incapable of generating a likeable response to any conversational stimulus.
It was a massive success. Mushy Peas became fatter and more retarded than we ever could have hoped. His bloated, cholesterol addled brain stomped around social circles both online and in meatspace, alienating everyone he interacted with. He found companionship in later models of ours like hypeshot and Quence , iterated for various combinations of fat and retarded as experiments to find the optimal distribution of obesity and Down’s syndrome.
For a while it seemed as if the downfall of the white race was imminent. Through a series of calculated moves so complex and devious that even an average Hebrew brain had trouble following, we foresaw the complete near eradication of whites (of course a few would be kept for research purposes, ala Doctor Yakub)
However, a couple of years ago, the unthinkable happened. Lardchick escaped containment. Somehow he evaded our sneakiest jew agents and ended up on EDF, one of the internet’s last bastions of free speech and white intellectuals.
Now I fear he may divulge his experiences to the valiant white warriors found at EDF.. if he does, thousands of years of Hebrew plotting may be undone.
