Okay, page 3 was boring banter... but like... that page 2 post... so it's like... maybe I'm ~haunted~ by BOOKS!
Like, maybe when someone writes a book, it's like they're writing part of their soul into it... even if it's just a facade, even if it's just a copy... maybe part of their soul is permanently etched into the characters and dialogue and so forth. Maybe the more you read... the more SOULS you can HARVEST!
Maybe that's what I became... a literary vampire!