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THE MODS ACTUALLY THOUGHT ME PUTTING IN [SOME LAME COMEDIAN.COM] WAS A LEGIT ATTEMPT AT PLUGGING A WEBSITE I'M FUCKING DYING HEHEHEHE
 
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JokeMan

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Crassmeister said:
if someone did this shit on stage
he would get his ass kicked
(deservedly)
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I DO THIS ON STAGE EVERY WEEK AT HEE-HAW'S IN BRUNSWICK!!! AND IT KILLS! ITS KILLER SHIT!
Norton walks into a whorehouse, and says to the Madame, ‘‘I want something really raunchy! That’s the kind of mood I’m in!”’
The Madame smiles and says, ‘‘I have just the girl for you! Rebel Rosie. She’s had every dick in Dixie. She put the ‘suck’ in succotash! She’ll make the ants in your pants say ‘uncle’! She’s given more gringos the galloping sniffles than a house full of Juarez Juanitas! Go up to the first room on the right, and I’ll send her up immediately!”’
Norton says, “‘Thanks. Oh, and could you have her bring a couple of bottles of beer, too?’’
The Madame answers, ‘‘Certainly!’’
Norton goes up to the room and waits.
A few minutes later, in walks Rosie.
Yikes, what a beast! She could knock a bulldog off a meatwagon!
She puts the beers on the dresser, takes off all her clothes, and gets down on the floor on all fours.
Norton says, ‘‘No, no, Rosie, get in the bed, I just want to do it regular style.”’
Rosie whines, ‘‘Ohh, I thought you might want to open the beers first!’’
HHHHHEHHHHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHA :clown:
 
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