I'll win "Dude on the year" when you send me your full, nude body shots. I won't share with anyone else, but in my own mind, I've won!
My Gawd, does your debauchery have no limits?!!

you should do something about those crows feet and maybe get a boob job, the boys dont like em saggy.
Those are 2 things I don’t currently have to worry about. Youth has its advantages!
 
No, my debauchery is limitless when it comes to you Quence baby! I'll never stop and you'll eat every ounce of that attention up! Show me those tits.

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I'm a tabletop homosexual, so I'm currently playing through a DnD 2e campaign where we have created a terrible kung fu parody aka kung pow where the entire party are just Monks who are the chosen one.
 
I'm continually playing the game that I think I can win even though I can't.

I'm continually making everyone around me suffer because of my thoughts.

I'm continually having new experiences that I can describe for the rest of the world.

I'm continually being a thorn in everyone's side by reminding them that I'm here.

And yes, I still haven't learned my lesson.
 
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