What are you drinking

[lurk]

woah! quence really is a chubby piggy!

 

[Quence]

hope you stretched before that reach

Da only ting be stretchin’ eez yo growin’ gunt, M’lady

 

[minty]

haters have to write fan-fiction about how i'm overweight when every pic of me on here for over a decade has me in the normal bmi range

and i've lost 2 pounds since i've started doing this

 

[Quence]

Hmm, when people start to protest too much…

 

[minty]

you're the one complaining, fatass
is googling "keto" too difficult? breakin' a sweat stretchin' that pinky to hit enter?

 

[lurk]

haters have to write fan-fiction about how i'm overweight when every pic of me on here for over a decade has me in the normal bmi range

and i've lost 2 pounds since i've started doing this

congrats fam!

 

[minty]

congrats fam!

i am simply offsetting the lack of an adequate and real lunch since the mail truck is late everyday n there's 90 pkgs n i'm too tired to cook...

 

[Quence]

you're the one complaining, fatass
is googling "keto" too difficult? breakin' a sweat stretchin' that pinky to hit enter?

chugging heavy whipping cream

^^^^ I don’t do that, Tubby

 

[Crassmeister]

^^^^ I don’t do that, Tubby

so what DO you do, Ms. Slug?

 

[minty]

doing shots of heavy whipping cream

 

[lurk]

doing shots of heavy whipping cream

should add ice cream to those whippets and some gingerbread cookies.

 

[minty]

should add ice cream to those whippets and some gingerbread cookies.

neither of those are in the work office

 

[lurk]

neither of those are in the work office

you should bring some next time and dunk on your coworkers.

 

[minty]

you should bring some next time and dunk on your coworkers.

i have one co-worker. every day i try to make it through work with the least amount of human interaction as possible

 

[lurk]

i have one co-worker. every day i try to make it through work with the least amount of human interaction as possible
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ive got several coworkers and in the same boat. dont know about yours, but half of my coworkers are annoyingly retarded in the worst way. ive got one that's "that" guy, he will tell you his entire life story three times over each and every time he sees you mixed with the 200 medical problems (real and made up) that he has which is why he needs to spend half of his shift in the break room.

 

[Illuminati]

Barefoot Wine

 

[minty]

slammin' down a 12pk of lumi is a giant faggot

 

[Dildo Baggins]

Cranberry Rasberry Spindrift