What are you drinking

lurk said:
just quence admitting he's fat. nothing out of the ordinary.
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Don’t be a jurk, lurk. You KNOW I am NOT fat, have NEVER been fat, and will NEVER be fat!!! :angry:

Major Tuddy said:
Now to put on some Miss Norah on the ol' Spotify.
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Sir, you are pure class. :pbjt:

Demonic87 said:
I love Norah's small, perky tits.
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You foul creature! It is absolutely VERBOTEN for you to think impure thoughts about Norah.

Do You Understand?!!
 
Quence said:
Don’t be a jurk, lurk. You KNOW I am NOT fat, have NEVER been fat, and will NEVER be fat!!! :angry:


Sir, you are pure class. :pbjt:


You foul creature! It is absolutely VERBOTEN for you to think impure thoughts about Norah.

Do You Understand?!!
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Those were/are lickable titties. As long as she keeps her mouth shut so I don't have to hear the ear piercing sounds or smell curry on her breath.
 
lurk said:
there was a case in texas that interested me at the time. i just went back to check on it.
in texas last year, home distillers association sued the government saying it cant regulate home distilling of alcohol. in july after arguments and other legalese shit, judge ruled in favor of plaintiffs (HDA + McNutt). DOJ appealed and the appellate court upheld the decision.
pdf of appeals court decision
so yeah, turns out distilling alcohol at home is currently legal (until congress writes new regulations in one of their lemonparty orgies). @Call Me Tim @minty
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if the fascist police state didn't want me homebrewing they'd better stop havin' half the counties in arkansas be dry counties (also alcohol sale is banned on sunday because it makes baby jesus sad or whatever)
 
Call Me Tim said:
Same in VA and NC for a long time. There are counties in VA and NC that are dry as well. VA had some weird booze laws. Stopped selling at midnight and started again at 0600 and no booze until noon on Sunday. Which if you were a drinker you always bought enough to carry you through if you wanted a drink that bad. It made no sense.
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there's some states that only the state is allowed to sell off-the-shelf alcohol.
 
Call Me Tim said:
Same in VA and NC for a long time. There are counties in VA and NC that are dry as well. VA had some weird booze laws. Stopped selling at midnight and started again at 0600 and no booze until noon on Sunday. Which if you were a drinker you always bought enough to carry you through if you wanted a drink that bad. It made no sense.
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Yup. Used to live in Virginia, long ago. Liquor stores are all run by the Commonwealth. No Everclear, at least not the 190-proof stuff. I was close enough to DC to take the Metro up to one of their liquor stores, and get 190 proof that way.
 
Major Tuddy said:
Yup. Used to live in Virginia, long ago. Liquor stores are all run by the Commonwealth. No Everclear, at least not the 190-proof stuff. I was close enough to DC to take the Metro up to one of their liquor stores, and get 190 proof that way.
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Imagine bragging about spending 2 hours of your time, 6-7 dollars on the subway just to get 5% more alcohol.

You need to learn cost-benefit analysis.
 
Call Me Tim said:
Imagine bragging about spending 2 hours of your time, 6-7 dollars on the subway just to get 5% more alcohol.

You need to learn cost-benefit analysis.
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I lived in Arlington, VA, within walking distance of the Crystal City station. The Yellow Line into downtown was just 15 minutes, including walking time. Fare both ways was $3.50. Also, it was 151 proof in VA versus 190 proof in DC.
 
Major Tuddy said:
I lived in Arlington, VA, within walking distance of the Crystal City station. The Yellow Line into downtown was just 15 minutes, including walking time. Fare both ways was $3.50. Also, it was 151 proof in VA versus 190 proof in DC.
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Still retarded.
Minimum 30 minutes wasted for 75% alcohol content vs 95% content.

What's that one extra shot whilst you drown in your lonely fucktardary?
Something tells me that you're not adverse to taking an "extra shot," and you can only get so drunk until you die.
So again, retarded waste of time just to pay DC taxes.

Since DC is a haven for people who absolutely hate your way of life, why do you enrich their coffers for the sole one extra shot of booze?
 
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