What counts as virginity loss?

[Synecdoche]

Who needs penetration when there is long floppy sword fights to be had?? En Garde! Unsheath youselves and prepare to do battle!

 

[Baka]

who loses their virginity with anal

I did

 

[Likeicare]

I did

And look how you turned out

 

[Baka]

And look how you turned out

I feel anal is less slutty

 

[Call Me Tim]

We need an expert opinion. @Scumhook

 

[umkemesik]

I feel anal is less slutty

But more shitty.

Do you still...take it in the pooper?

 

[Scumhook]

I feel anal is less slutty

I admire the parent who raised a female child to believe this

 

[Scumhook]

We need an expert opinion. @Scumhook

Penetration, no orgasm necessary (lmao who cares if she cums AMIRITE FELLAS???!?!?!)

anal or vag counts
oral nope
handies nope

Stomas are a line call, have to send it up to the match review panel

 

[Call Me Tim]

consent needed

 

[Scumhook]

consent needed

lolwut

no ofc not

not needed nor wanted

 

[Likeicare]

I feel anal is less slutty

And look how you turned out

 

[Call Me Tim]

lolwut

no ofc not

not needed nor wanted

Then it's not sex if it's rape. They're/She's still a virgin. Win-win.

 

[Scumhook]

Then it's not sex if it's rape. They're/She's still a virgin. Win-win.

What a curious philosophy to subscribe to.

The phrase "full of moar holes than a block of swiss cheese" springs to mind, but I'm not sure it really grasps the magnitude of what we're dealing with here

 

[Call Me Tim]

What a curious philosophy to subscribe to.

The phrase "full of moar holes than a block of swiss cheese" springs to mind, but I'm not sure it really grasps the magnitude of what we're dealing with here

That's the tragic reality of using finite terms to describe and define something infinite.

 

[ilovejesus69]

I did

ayy

 

[Call Me Tim]

@Baka Good thing you don't work at a winery. The phrase "plug that bung," has a totally different meaning which you're accustomed to and could lead to a call from HR.

 

[dropdatwat]

@FBIAgent this whole time i thought you got raped by your uncle or something when you were like 8 lol

 

[FBIAgent]

@FBIAgent this whole time i thought you got raped by your uncle or something when you were like 8 lol

ok virgin

 

[chuj]

ok virgin

pretty bold for someone who never stuck his dick into either

 

[ilovejesus69]

I feel anal is less slutty