What was your first job?

[JustAnotherBot]

The reason I got fired from my last job.

 

[Illuminati]

Paperboy prolly age 9ish

Surprised they let you get around labor laws

 

[no access to email sent]

Surprised they let you get around labor laws

lol, delivering newspapers on a bike. I think I made like 5 bucks or so to deliver several streets worth of papers. I can't really remember how it started. Probably something about getting a good work ethic. Irony.

 

[Illuminati]

lol, delivering newspapers on a bike. I think I made like 5 bucks or so to deliver several streets worth of papers. I can't really remember how it started. Probably something about getting a good work ethic. Irony.

Times have changed given newspapers are going out of business pretty soon

 

[Likeicare]

Times have changed given newspapers are going out of business pretty soon

Newspapers went out of business over a decade ago

 

[no access to email sent]

Newspapers went out of business over a decade ago

I was 9 more than a decade ago.

Sorry, too old for your tastes.

 

[Illuminati]

@minty
What were you doing before working for Uncle Sam?

 

[Everyman]

How about the rest of you?

youth leader.

 

[minty]

@minty
What were you doing before working for Uncle Sam?

pimping out yer mom

 

[Illuminati]

pimping out yer mom

So not a serious answer. I thought it was at a gas station in Arkansas

 

[chuj]

she's serious i was the guy doing your mum most of the times

 

[Call Me Tim]

You said earlier you did fast food and got a coworker arrested for stealing from the register

Yeah. He was a real dirt bag. He was the assistant manager. 30+ going on 16. routinely would "date" the 16 year old hostesses, was a minor drug dealer and always wore his HS Varsity letter jacket. He would take 20 - 50 bucks from the register every night. He would void one order a night he worked. Dropped a dime on him to the Regional by suggesting he look at who's voiding tickets one restaurant meeting when he was too hungover to attend. Got shitcanned in a coople of months. Then the whole thing collapsed on him, busted for fucking underage girls etc., i think he did four years. Dunno to be honest. Then on cue we hired our first Indian to replace him.. And then it was all over. Everyone got pushed out in three months, and the entire restaurant was staffed and run by Indians.

Food went to shit. Dozen pepperonis on a pepperoni pizza, barely any cheese etc., and people stopped going.

 

[Call Me Tim]

she's serious i was the guy doing your mum most of the times

Did you get a bulk discount?

 

[Illuminati]

Yeah. He was a real dirt bag. He was the assistant manager. 30+ going on 16. routinely would "date" the 16 year old hostesses, was a minor drug dealer and always wore his HS Varsity letter jacket. He would take 20 - 50 bucks from the register every night. He would void one order a night he worked. Dropped a dime on him to the Regional by suggesting he look at who's voiding tickets one restaurant meeting when he was too hungover to attend. Got shitcanned in a coople of months. Then the whole thing collapsed on him, busted for fucking underage girls etc., i think he did four years. Dunno to be honest. Then on cue we hired our first Indian to replace him.. And then it was all over. Everyone got pushed out in three months, and the entire restaurant was staffed and run by Indians.

Food went to shit. Dozen pepperonis on a pepperoni pizza, barely any cheese etc., and people stopped going.

Chain restaurant I'm guessing.