what was your most recent purchase?

no access to email sent said:
Two most recent purchases:

NeuroMyst Pro tDCS Device Kit - Dual DC + AC Modes, Broad Dose (4 mA), Rechargeable, Bonus Case

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Transcranial direct current stimulation

This thing you get the sponges wet with salty water and put them right above your eyes. It has two modes: DC and AC

DC mode is a gentle electrical pulse applied to your brain's prefrontal cortex and is relatively pleasant. Helps with meditation and supposedly is supposed to help with learning new tasks if you are using it while you are trying to learn a task.

AC mode is like a laser light show in the brain. Relaxing but intense. Really opens up the third eye. The swirls that you are supposed to see when you are releasing your chakras start going nuts.

Be careful using this thing. Because I am me, I went for the brass ring and did it way too long on both settings. Very happy. Very clear of worries and my mind was empty. Because my mind was empty, I felt very stupid and slow (without drugs) for the first time since I was learning the alphabet when I was like 5 or 6. Opens a lot of old memories. I tried playing Rainbow 6 right after this and was comically bad. That feeling lasted for some hours.

Also, picture city in my brain. I hadn't had the ability to see pictures in my head for 20 years or so. I almost had a hard time falling asleep because I was picturing everything.


THE BREATHER │ Natural Breathing Exerciser Trainer For Drug-Free Respiratory Therapy │ Breathe Easier with Stronger Lungs
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Breathe by numbers

Controlled inhale and exhale for mouth breathers like myself who can't control which way they breathe in their sleep. Very good for controlled breathing exercises, which in turn is good for mediation as well. I feel like I am using an extra large party breather thing when I'm using it. Doot da dooooooooo!

I actually got a good night's sleep last night in the first time in forever. So this thing is going to continue to be used. The fricken CPAP machine I try to use gets me frustrated in my sleep and I end up ripping off the mask and throwing it across the room without realizing I had done in until the next morning. Unbelievable, I cannot remember what it was like to not wake up in the morning and not feel like absolute shit.
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Unfortunately, all of that is pure unadulterated quackery.
 
Steve said:
>owns counter strike source on disc
You bought this because you saw that I run a CSS server but you never joined it.
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No, I bought it because I didn't wanna bother people I know on steam to gift me source... and i dont wanna steal my mom's credit card like a complete jew so DVD-ROM it is, and my god i didnt know you had a CS server until i seen a schlog post about you owning a CS server, also I don't have it installed yet
 
TardChick said:
No, I bought it because I didn't wanna bother people I know on steam to gift me source... and i dont wanna steal my mom's credit card like a complete jew so DVD-ROM it is, and my god i didnt know you had a CS server until i seen a schlog post about you owning a CS server, also I don't have it installed yet
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You're too cowardly because you know you'll get skullfucked by my deagle shots, I get it.
 
Quence said:
Unfortunately, all of that is pure unadulterated quackery.
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I'll tell you this much Quence. I will take feeling stupid and happy over being very stressed, very anxious, and on the manic depression cycle and dumping my problems publicly on all of you.

I had a couple thoughts about the tDCS machine.

1) It's kind of like the devil trying to trick Rick in Rick & Morty into looking through the IQ lowering telescope.

2) ... I swear I had something else in this brain. Whatever, hap-penis!
 
Everyman said:
juss smoke sum weed. :bongrip:
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I mean that will work now. But I got my brain off of that shit after smoking about a half ounce average a week for 17 out of 18 years from 14 years old on. The process of breaking that cycle includes brain shredding night terrors, extreme anxiety, and next level paranoia, especially when someone out there was definitely out to get you for a little bit of time.

I'll smoke and eat edibles with friends, but that is not an alone activity for me anymore.
 
no access to email sent said:
17 out of 18 years
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And that one year off is where I picked up the alcohol habit. Never liked it before then.

How's that for probation? I would literally go into the drug testing place after drinking because I couldn't pee because of stage fright.

And get this. I had to do MA (marijuana anonymous) online because I wouldn't go to AA because those people are a bunch of downers that have to believe that they aren't capable of things and the therapist allowed this.

Then, I didn't even do it. I just copied the people's chat logs and entered in my own things in there.

Fucking hell, I always get away with murder and people around me never liked me because of that fact.

I destroyed our high school's "special learning time" thing because they had these passes (pieces of papers with stamps on it) and I just copied it verbatim with the correct font and size, location, text and all, got a stamp, got all of the colored pieces of paper and went to town. Then, found my way out of school using a vocational excuse and got that forged for the parking attendant. Then, tried to get popular and told too many people. Then, got busted by the principal. I had half a sheet of acid in the folder with the slips and I told the principal "I didn't want to make a scene" and coughed up everything else without an issue. Then made up the "I'm unpopular, I'm just trying to make friends" and got a week in-school suspension and got credit because I told them that I was actually going to the learning things.

I'm fucking horrible.
 
Everyman said:
sure. name some better coping methods. :pipe:
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#1: don’t be a pussy. NONE of you have anything truly traumatic happening in your lives.

IF, after that pep talk, you pussies still can’t handle life, I suggest getting plenty of exercise, consume high quality food, take a vacation if you’re not poor, avoid all drugs and alcohol, get high quality sleep, and kick a spic in the nuts.
 
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