Whats the largest/most dangerous animal you think you personally could 1v1

[Likeicare]

Im going to make a poll with the different animals

 

[Steve]

Im going to make a poll with the different animals

I don't know your animal powerscaling system but I'm close to 100% sure I could beat a crocodile

 

[Likeicare]

I have almost zero confidence in a crocodile


But i would get arrested for war crimes for the things i would do to a chimp, a bonobo, or a kangaroo

 

[Likeicare]

Orangutans are chill as fuck so if i ever had beef with one and he tried to step up to me id calm him down and talk it out, and then as he turns away id knock that nigga the fuck out and stomp on his head

 

[Lovecraft]

Like purely hand to hand, or are blunt melee objects allowed?
I feel like the options are abundantly expanded if I can palm a rock or something.

 

[Dildo Baggins]

I could take on an average sized white tailed deer and snap that fuckers neck.

 

[Sleepy]

Crocodile is basically impossible because even if you got on its back, it could just roll you around like a ragdoll

 

[Lovecraft]

Crocodile is basically impossible because even if you got on its back, it could just roll you around like a ragdoll

On land you just need to outlast them. Reptiles run out of go-juice quite quickly, so if you can dodge the first couple of lunges chances are you'll be alright. Finishing it off without a handy tool like a decent size rock, now that's the real challenge.

 

[Lovecraft]

I reckon the largest animal I can confidently fight hand to hand would be mooby.

 

[Sleepy]

On land you just need to outlast them. Reptiles run out of go-juice quite quickly

Crocodiles are significantly faster than humans so that doesn't really matter

 

[Lovecraft]

Crocodiles are significantly faster than humans so that doesn't really matter

For very short intervals.
Ambush predators after all.
Would not fight one fairly

 

[SOX]

Orangutans are chill as fuck so if i ever had beef with one and he tried to step up to me id calm him down and talk it out, and then as he turns away id knock that nigga the fuck out and stomp on his head

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

Oh, kinda like Indian men

 

[chuj]

Crocodile is basically impossible because even if you got on its back, it could just roll you around like a ragdoll

you can cheese a crocodile by poking out its eyes

 

[chuj]

realistically speaking i could probably take out a boar, crack its skull with a large rock yeah i could do that

 

[Likeicare]

On land you just need to outlast them

The thread title specifically says you personally and im pretty sure youre obese so i dont think youre outlasting anything

 

[Likeicare]

you can cheese a crocodile by poking out its eyes

Youve got to be able to get to its back + i dont think having its eyes gouged out is going to phase it


Also i dont think most people understand how big a crocodile is

 

[chuj]

Also i dont think most people understand how big a crocodile is

tbf depends on the species, some are little, others like the nile crocodiles can grow to insane sizes

 

[Lovecraft]

The thread title specifically says you personally and im pretty sure youre obese so i dont think youre outlasting anything

Rude.
Not even overweight actually.
With good footing and the option of grabbing a rock for headbashing I'd give a croc fight maybe a 50/50 chance at the high end, humans are tool users after all. Minus the rock less than one in twenty, adrenaline and ape fight or flight reflex only goes so far.
Better to run away.

 

[Likeicare]

Rude.
Not even overweight actually.
With good footing and the option of grabbing a rock for headbashing I'd give a croc fight maybe a 50/50 chance at the high end, humans are tool users after all. Minus the rock less than one in twenty, adrenaline and ape fight or flight reflex only goes so far.
Better to run away.

Youre in your 50s and fat