Where do you score on the Robot Test?

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i scored a 39. how well do you score.
 
After running the numbers like a typical human being would, I scored 90.

The things I didn't score good on include:
  • Have good teeth.
  • Have a healthy diet.
  • Don't find enjoyment in things people would normally find disgusting.
    • I mean, how do you define this? I like taking a good shit but people think poop is disgusting.
  • Own a car.
    • I'm borrowing my parent's car, but I have access to one. I'm trying to buy my own car. This as opposed to being reliant on others for a ride or having to take a bus everywhere.

Meanwhile, items I thought were suspect include:
  • Normal height.
    • I'm not a manlet, if that's what it's asking. I'm a perfectly respectable 5'10"/180cm
  • Have material things you are proud of.
    • Ownership doesn't make one valuable. But there are material things that I have created or my efforts willed into existance that I worked hard to create and maintain, which I can appreciate.
  • Won an award.
    • Assuming participation trophies don't count, I won a few local business awards. But I don't act in order to acquire those accolades, I do things because I want to do good by everyone.
  • Have social media.
    • Why is having a social media account of value? Honestly it just means you're terminally online more than anything.
But whatever. This just means that I am, quantifiably, superior to you. Unless you scored higher than me... which, I guess that means you are my master. That's how these tests work, right?? And by this I mean, I can't believe I have to point out what a joke is and that nothing I say should be taken seriously or personally. Jeeeez
 
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