which one is you?

[TwistedMango]

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Sounds perfect for me

 

[hey zeus]

Ok, so I need an augur, if anyone out there is still one of those.

I've had multiple instances of one or more eagles circling over my head for several minutes in the past month or two. I have it on video if you want me to upload it.

Today, I had two of them circling above me while I was doing yardwork.

Does this mean?

1) Freedom
2) I'm prey
3) something else?

 

[hey zeus]

There's supposed to be a cardinal that represents my dad's soul, but it hasn't been around much. My siblings get to see it more than I do. I wonder why.

 

[Lovecraft]

Ok, so I need an augur, if anyone out there is still one of those.

I've had multiple instances of one or more eagles circling over my head for several minutes in the past month or two. I have it on video if you want me to upload it.

Today, I had two of them circling above me while I was doing yardwork.

Does this mean?

1) Freedom
2) I'm prey
3) something else?

4) You look like a field rat from above

 

[hey zeus]

4) You look like a field rat from above

I was going to go with

5) I need to quarrel with and kill my brother over where to found a new city

 

[hey zeus]

4) You look like a field rat from above

Although, if I had a bunch of piss on me, you may have a point. Eagles can see in ultraviolet light and would be interested if I was covered in piss.

 

[Lovecraft]

Although, if I had a bunch of piss on me, you may have a point. Eagles can see in ultraviolet light and would be interested if I was covered in piss.

Kinda weird of you to project your fetishes onto wildlife

 

[hey zeus]

murhahahahhahaha, I'm the only one laughing at this

 

[fleacollerindustry]

that's not obsolete

i know a few video gamer youtubers who are one of those

 

[weedville]

went through all of them and those are my favourites

Louse-feeder - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Garden hermit - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Honestly garden hermits were pretty dope
Just get paid by some british rich guy to grow out your beard and live like the ye olden days of yore

 

[chuj]

Honestly garden hermits were pretty dope
Just get paid by some british rich guy to grow out your beard and live like the ye olden days of yore

>look it up
>zero offers
fuck my stupid chud life

 

[lurk]

>look it up
>zero offers
fuck my stupid chud life

if you can sing, try to find some rich british guy (or bird) that wants a tom bombadil living in his back yard.

 

[Maniac200688]

I was a lamp trimmer , pretty sure that is obselete.

 

[Lovecraft]

>look it up
>zero offers
fuck my stupid chud life

You can be my garden hermit, and I wont even charge you for it.
As many voles as you can eat and a sack of potatoes for Christmas, in return you must shout incoherently at the neighbours and expose them to the occasional full frontal nudity.
Quarters in the shed besides the lawnmower is included but the pension plan is basically being turned into a scarecrow.