who here was on the first ED forums

stop harassing ed oldheads you fucking moron
He's gonna bring back Shaneequa y'know, the admin from 2004.
 
please tell me about your relationship with abrahamic religions, is it your mother? did you want to fuck her instead of sunday school?
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Sunday school is weird cultist shit here mate.
Sundays are for sleeping in, so I do pity you if you instead had to listen to ancient jewish drivel.
 
Sunday school is weird cultist shit here mate.
Sundays are for sleeping in, so I do pity you if you instead had to listen to ancient jewish drivel.
we had two hour of religion in school as part of weekly curriculum with catholic priest teaching us the tenants of faith, very enjoyable but unfortunately never got any action during religion classes or my short lived time as an altar boy
now, stop avoiding the question about your mother
 
we had two hour of religion in school as part of weekly curriculum with catholic priest teaching us the tenants of faith, very enjoyable but unfortunately never got any action during religion classes or my short lived time as an altar boy
now, stop avoiding the question about your mother
If I had to choose between the Oedipian route or spend any length of time being bored to death with jewish blood cultistry by ancient nutcases, I'd probably tell mumsy to pucker up buttercup.
Thankfully that was never an issue.

Many years later the mayor of a medium-sized Polish town bought me and some other guys tickets to The Passion of the Christ and badgered us into going.
Sneaked out ten minutes in and headed for the brownest pub that side of town.
I mean, what the hell - Arameic audio with polish subtitles?
You can only jerk off to a hippy being tortured in gobbledegook for so long before it becomes stale.
 
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