CERTIFIED NIGGER MOMENT
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let compare:
| Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) | Our beloved |
| fucking his sister (Incest is a family thing ya know) | banned on EDF once for discussing incest intercourse that happened with a younger brother; additionally in the past, on EDD mentioned being sexually assaulted by a cousin who has a fetish for femboys. I AM NOT PROUD |
| sucking off a dog, a horse, and fucking a goat (all on video!); | I am not involved with this shit, but A CAT IS FINE TOO |
| running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings; | no. I would not do that, however, tell you something once fapped to some porn and it was so fucking hot, I had such a powerful orgasm that my fucking cum launched up to the ceiling and then when I immediately turn my head up to look at it, it just fucking dripped on my face, holy fuck. Another lighthearted story, I sometimes used to pee on balconies in and out, idk why, but I found it fun. I did many wild and sick things ngl. |
| getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings; | no. However, my self-castration led me to lose my GF and some friends and to depression, so I got some shit throwbacks for that. |
| jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent | My mom once tried to have sex with me, but I refused. |
| eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once) | I did not do so (and hopefully never will), I however, used to put weird stuff in my ass, such as raw chicken eggs, yes Imagine when you do a wrong move and it breaks inside, and then shells cuts into your intestines, I am not brave to do 1 guy 1 jar, so I never tried to put jar in there, in one of the videos I recorded I cleaned my ass poorly and there was mix of shit and blood because of egg that broke. |
| pretended to remove his own dick | Future my dears. All in the future  It would be so real that you would like to forget that day. |
| sucking countless dicks | You can count this on one hand, so it is countable. |
"Severing the  without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no there is no way to satisfy them." | I had an interview with GOI where I discussed a bunch of downsides of performing self-castration. I also did it right with damaging the testicles rather than , so +1 for me. |
