who would win

[dropdatwat]

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[Lovecraft]

Poorly defined question Benny, as you've yet to define any boundary conditions.
In the open a quick escape or outflanking would be simple as the ponderous bulk and inherent inertia would make pursuit difficult.
More confined areas on the other hand would give close quarters advantages for moobs. Sheer mass and girth would act as a barrier, shock-absorbing subdermal blubber would provide defensive bonuses and retard strength could very well make up for lack of skill in offensive techniques.

 

[GirlOnInternet]

America. America would win.

 

[globekun]

More confined areas on the other hand would give close quarters advantages for moobs. Sheer mass and girth would act as a barrier, shock-absorbing subdermal blubber would provide defensive bonuses and retard strength could very well make up for lack of skill in offensive techniques.

reading that post in my head in an espn announcer's voice.
"aaaaand heres moonrunes, looks like he's gonna get a 15 yаrd penalty for posting about enhypen again. you know moon really brings a lot to the game, he's a big offensive player, maybe he could be a defensive lineman with that tardstrength"

also moonrunes, or any edf member like 99% of horror characters when being chased would keep conveniently tripping on air and screaming, alerting any other killers to his position as well

 

[Zaiger]

Drop dat shut the fuck up