German mother walks in on her son (a furry) as his wiener is abusing a stuffed tiger. As you’ll hear, she is beside herself with grief, shame, anger, and disappointment. She knows that her son will likely never have a normal relationship with a woman.
To make matters worse, the family was just about to leave for a vacation to an indoor water park called Tropical Island when momma caught her son ravaging the plushie. Son wants to bring his stuffed toys with him; momma says no.