Your favorite proverbs/idioms?

[Tech Noir]

Here are some Serbian one's:

"One man's sunset is another man's sunrise" (your downfall may be someone's opportunity)

"It's easy to be good in good times"

"Where child's head goes through, a dick will find no joy" (pregnancy related)

"To a bad dick, every pube's an obstacle" (some people always blame others for their failures)

 

[lurk]

wise man say: you are a faggot.

 

[Tech Noir]

wise man say: you are a faggot.

stating the obvious isn't wise, it's lazy. now, any funny folk wisdom from your neck of the woods?

 

[lurk]

stating the obvious isn't wise, it's lazy. now, any funny folk wisdom from your neck of the woods?

once heard a proverb claimed to be russian; "a jew will always tell you what happened to him, but never why."

 

[Tech Noir]

once heard a proverb claimed to be russian; "a jew will always tell you what happened to him, but never why."

that's an Internet classic by now

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front car get tired

-confucius, i think

 

[minty]

"the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" is solid, time-tested, n accurate
"the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" easy to understand. newer one i've seen around comment sections n find unsurprising as more westerners become porn-brained, but still elicits a chuckle

 

[lurk]

man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front car get tired

-confucius, i think

these are old and there's a lot more of 'em.
"man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"sailor who is dishonorably discharged, leave buddies behind."
"foolish man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs."
etc, etc.