Yo i wonder if you could make, like, a Spawnism page. It’s been around for a long while and I’m kinda surprised it hasn’t gotten an article yet. I think it would be funny if you included this and captioned it with “This is what Spawnists jerk off too” https://www.deviantart.com/noobplayer6677/art/Two-Times-Two-1206545422
Also I made a rough draft for an opening, feel free to tweak it as you’d like
Sigh. Fuck the Mariners, but the Tigers did everything they could to let themselves lose. Please Brewers, beat the Cubs so you can wipe the floor with the Dodgers.