Heidi the girl Jan 31, 2026 OMG, it's rare but the AI made me laugh. I was talking about House of the Dead 2 and the AI said this: "James Taylor is the only man who can witness a chainsaw massacre and respond like someone just told him the copier jammed again."
OMG, it's rare but the AI made me laugh. I was talking about House of the Dead 2 and the AI said this: "James Taylor is the only man who can witness a chainsaw massacre and respond like someone just told him the copier jammed again."
TokenWhiteGuy Jan 31, 2026 There's a fucking ED song; I have to listen to this shit. Attachments 1769840225442.png 2.7 KB · Views: 10
From: Goldman, Senior Bio‑Catastrophe Strategist
Subject: Q4 Performance Review
Team,
Unfortunately, we did not meet our projected targets for global annihilation this quarter. While the mutant rollout showed promise, key performance indicators (KPIs) such as “sustained terror” and “civilian eradication efficiency” fell below expectations.
In light of these shortcomings, I’ve decided to streamline operations by reducing headcount. Effective immediately, I will be eliminating one position.
Mine.
Thank you for your continued dedication.
Please direct all future inquiries to gravity.
Farewell.