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couscous fan fiction:
(IN THIS CANON FAN FIC COUS CANT PRONOUNCE "R" AND "L'', THEY COME OUT AS "W"

couscous: oh no that old man wobbed me and now I'm wiving on the stweets wike a homewess bum, how wiwwl I evew come back fwom this?

(he says in a baby voice btw)

mercifulfahggot: boiii your such a cute lil behbeh lemme just grope you and fuck yhou to death

couscous: no I want get paid (he says in a cute behbeh voice but just so I don't get banned he's 18 but mentally a baby)

merciful: haha so cute (rapes couscous and pays him 2 pesos only and escapes)

couscous: *has oceans of cum in his boyygina* oh my awwah he fiwwed me up.. but I got paid for it.. yay! *couscous runs to the store and buys bread*

cashier: fuck you look rapeable lemme get a taste of dat spic bbl

couscous: okay meet me in the backdoow baby, but wemembew its 10 pesos pew cumshot, pwices sky wocket yk,

cashier: *unzips and rapes couscous to death in the backdoor without paying, he cuts off couscious dick in the process and is forced to bite on to his own dick*
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Yeah 50BMG is on the bucket list but honestly, it's gonna be a safe queen if I get one.

BBBBUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
If I had to get a long range rifle which I don't have the space to really practice with, completely impractical and every time I pulled the trigger, I would spend eye watering amounts of money per round, CheyTac M300 Praetorian .408CT would be my go to.

**Rounds aren't that expensive,***
I hear you say.
See below.
Yup that's $14.50 a round. (Doesn't include shipping -if applicable, insurance, or state fees - California has that now on ammo I believe - NY, NJ, NC, VA and other states are waiting to see what happens to California to act. ) That's about average. Smaller amounts (10 round box) can cost up to $18-20 per round.

For context:
50 BMG is a far more popular round and you can get 200 rounds for about 800 bucks.
MY 338 LM runs from about $2.50- $7.00 depending on bullet type and weight.
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