Space Travel and the Search for Habitable Planets/Alien Life

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How much did nutella pay for the product placement

 

[fleacollerindustry]

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Eclipses Record for Farthest Human Spaceflight (thank you Elon Musk for making this happen by shaking up NASA with stiff competition)​

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Four astronauts aboard NASA’s Artemis II test flight around the Moon made history at 12:56 p.m. CDT on Monday, traveling 248,655 miles from Earth, surpassing the record for human spaceflight’s farthest distance previously set by the Apollo 13 mission in 1970. At its farthest point, crew inside the Orion spacecraft will have traveled about 252,756 miles, before looping back toward our home planet, setting the new record for human spaceflight.

Following their record achievement, crew provided brief, emotional remarks. The world heard from CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen aboard Orion:

“From the cabin of Integrity here, as we surpass the furthest distance humans have ever traveled from planet Earth, we do so in honoring the extraordinary efforts and feats of our predecessors in human space exploration. We will continue our journey even further into space before Mother Earth succeeds in pulling us back to everything that we hold dear. But we most importantly choose this moment to challenge this generation and the next to make sure this record is not long-lived.”

***Editors Note: In a real treat for the astronauts that likely exceeded anything they’ve experienced in their entire careers, they were allowed to speak directly to none other than the 45th and 47th President of the United States - Donald J. Trump.

>elon musk sits in the cuck chair as Artemis II goes around the moon while his rockets blow up
>"I did that"

 

[Heidi the girl]

How much did nutella pay for the product placement

don't know, but are you team new-tella or team nut-tella?

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

don't know, but are you team new-tella or team nut-tella?

TEAM NAAAHH-TELLA

 

[Likeicare]

don't know, but are you team new-tella or team nut-tella?

Im australian, its nuh-tellah

 

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(the cameraman) who happened to be onboard the flight who is a stowaway to take this photo

Which photo?

 

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elon musk sits in the cuck chair as Artemis II goes around the moon

2 Points:

1. Elon NEVER gets cucked. HE does the cucking.
2. Artemis II owes a HUGE sense of gratitude to Elon for changing the staid old rocket launching aerospace industry and filling it with a can-do spirit that was seriously lacking before his timely entrance.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

1. Elon NEVER gets cucked. HE does the cucking.

You're right, that's why it's HIS rocket that went to the Moo—

oh wait

2. Artemis II owes a HUGE sense of gratitude to Elon for changing the staid old rocket launching aerospace industry and filling it with a can-do spirit that was seriously lacking before his timely entrance.

I don't know how you're able to willingly and carefully craft that huge pile of shit of an argument

 

[Heidi the girl]

And here I thought "going to the moon" was just a metaphor for beating your wife.

 

[Crassmeister]

1. Elon NEVER gets cucked. HE does the cucking.

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You're right, that's why it's HIS rocket that went to the Moo—

oh wait

Technically speaking, the major rocket stages did not go to the moon. BUT, Elon was with the crew in spirit because they know that it was his SpaceX that lit a fire under NASA’s arse and motivated them to finally do SOMETHING!

I don't know how you're able to willingly and carefully craft that huge pile of shit of an argument

No truer words have ever been spoken

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Weak copycats. Nothing tops the original:

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Technically speaking, the major rocket stages did not go to the moon. BUT, Elon was with the crew in spirit because they know that it was his SpaceX that lit a fire under NASA’s arse and motivated them to finally do SOMETHING!


No truer words have ever been spoken


Weak copycats. Nothing tops the original:

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Not sure who that is. The dusky skin suggests someone who hails from south of the border.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

 

[Likeicare]

NASA are now just posting blatant fake and old images claiming theyre from Artemis

 

[DeadFellerCellar]

I volunteer to have my attached to a drone so that it could seek out new life and impregnate it to prove the superiority of human cock

 

[Crassmeister]

NASA are now just posting blatant fake and old images claiming theyre from Artemis

another day on monke planet

https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2026/04/03/artemis-ii-hollywood-and-moon-landing-conspiracy-theories/

https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.A6WV668

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.7155319

Conspiracy Theorists Are Already Trying (And Failing) to Discredit the Artemis II Mission

Conspiracy theorists are already trying to discredit NASA’s Artemis II mission, but the science behind their questions is pretty simple.

www.vice.com

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

another day on monke planet

https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2026/04/03/artemis-ii-hollywood-and-moon-landing-conspiracy-theories/

https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.A6WV668

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.7155319

Conspiracy Theorists Are Already Trying (And Failing) to Discredit the Artemis II Mission

Conspiracy theorists are already trying to discredit NASA’s Artemis II mission, but the science behind their questions is pretty simple.

www.vice.com

hey, at least the astronauts in these photos have four fingers, not three...

 

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I generally don’t like anime and I certainly don’t like hentai which is thoroughly INAPPROPRIATE for this important thread!

 

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Artemis II Astronauts Prepare For Re-Entry, Splashdown​

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Blah Blah blah blah…

A much more important event is detailed in our next story:

FCC Set To Vote on Easing Satellite Power Rules, Boosting SpaceX's Starlink​

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The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced Wednesday it will vote on an order to revamp satellite spectrum-sharing rules that would benefit low-Earth orbit broadband providers - and SpaceX stands to gain the most.




“By discarding last century’s satellite regulations, we could see billions of dollars in benefits for the American economy and broadband speeds many times faster than what is available today,” FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said in a statement.

The proposed order would raise the power levels that low-earth orbit (LEO) operators are permitted to use in frequency bands shared with incumbent geostationary orbit systems. For SpaceX, whose Starlink network already spans more than 10,000 satellites, the change would mean substantially faster and more reliable service.

As of March, Starlink’s constellation comprised more than 10,020 satellites in low Earth orbit, accounting for roughly 65 percent of all active satellites worldwide, with more than 10 million subscribers reported as of February.