Fuck it, I'm going to tell a strange story. I've already told this to one person. Let's make it public.
One night, I was in a strange mood because very weird things were happening. I started to type on my phone in the notes because that's what I do when these kind of things happen.
I was using my inner monologue as I was typing. The entire time I talked when I was typing on the phone. I was doing this for about a half hour. I was completely silent the entire time. You wouldn't know that I was home because I was that silent.
My mom woke up and came to my room. She said that I woke her up because I was talking to myself. I told her that I hadn't said a single thing the entire time.
This is a 100% true story. I later explained to my mom what had happened and she didn't seem phased by it.
Now explain that one to me Mr Science guy.