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  Quence

• Oct 14, 2020

Preliminary Finals

16 of October, 2020 - 8 pm local time - at the Adelaide Oval

Port Adelaide Power vs. Richmond Tigers

Be there!

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  Quence

• Oct 1, 2020

Biggest match of the year, as of this post, takes place in about 3.5 hours. BIGGEST MATCH OF THE YEAR!!

Port Adelaide vs. Geelong - qualifying match for the playoffs. If you're a betting man, put ALL OF YOUR SHEKELS on the Power to WIN. The Cats just don't have the firepower to deal with one of the greatest teams in AFL history!

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  Quence

• Sep 20, 2020

A big, big, big, BIG match is taking place tomorrow. It’s the Collingwood Magpies vs. Port Adelaide Power (maybe the greatest team in AFL history!)

There are a number of reasons why Collingwood will NOT win, but here’s the most important one: Charlie Dixon. Magpies don’t have him. He plays for the Power.

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  FBIAgent

• Sep 19, 2020

Why do retards obsess over you?

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  Cock

• Sep 17, 2020

lol get a life HAH

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  Quence

• Sep 10, 2020

An important match will be played tomorrow. It's my beloved Port Adelaide vs. Essendon Bombers. It's important because we want PA to get ahead of Brisbane in the standings and so a win is paramount.

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  Quence

• Sep 9, 2020

End of the 1st Quarter, the Brisbane Lions lead the Gold Coast Suns, 34-6

This one could be a one-sides snoozefest.

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  Quence

• Sep 5, 2020

G’day Mate, how ya going? A great match is being played right now! Well, it’s great for only 1 reason: my favourite team is playing. That’s correct, the amazing Port Adelaide Power are in action vs. the woeful North Melbourne Kangaroo who are almost the worst team in all of Straya!

The power should be scoring HEAPS of points. So throw us a tinnie mate, and let’s enjoy this match!

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  airduster

• Sep 2, 2020

You know quence is gonna rape and murder you one day

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  Quence

• Sep 2, 2020

Interesting match coming up. It’s the Richmond Tigers vs. the Fremantle Dockers at Metricon Stadium in Carrara.

Richmond is currently sitting in 5th place on the AFL table whilst Fremantle is languishing in 14th. This should be a blowout in favour of the Tigers, but I sense that the Dockers are primed to pull off an upset.

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  Call Me Tim

• Aug 27, 2020

Butthurt much? LOL.

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  Quence

• Aug 27, 2020

We have a banger of a match on our hands! It’s the Richmond Tigers vs the West Coast Eagles from Metricon Stadium in Carrara.

Currently, only 2 points separate these teams on the AFL table with West Coast sitting in 4th place and Richmond in 5th. If WC wins or ties, they can leapfrog Geelong on the table. If Richmond wins, they can overtake both WC and Geelong.

R U Ready to Rumble?!!

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  Quence

• Aug 23, 2020

Oh hey, the West Coast Eagles are playing the Greater Western Sydney Giants at Optus Stadium in Perth.

Something amazing has happened: the Eagles had a lead of 30 points, but the Giants have clawed their way back to within 10 points by going on a scoring run. The Eagles now lead 34-24 in the 3rd quarter. That’s correct, the Eagles had been in the lead 34-4!

We’ll see if the Giants can maintain their momentum.

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  Quence

• Aug 22, 2020

Here’s a matchup that seems like it would be a complete walkover by the dominant team: it’s 1st place Port Adelaide Power vs. third from bottom of the table Hawthorn Hawks.

Guess what? It’s actually a quality match. In the 3rd quarter, the Power are leading the Hawks by a score of 49-38. Hawthorn has a chance! Will keep U advised.

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  Quence

• Aug 16, 2020

I just happened to catch the tail end of the St. Kilda Saints vs. Essendon Bombers match. It’s near the end of the 4th quarter and the Saints have stripped the paint off the Bombers, 68-32.

It’s getting ugly. Not enough time for Essendon to make a comeback. Game over, man.

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  Quence

• Aug 12, 2020

Here’s a treat: 2 mid-table teams, 11th & 12th places, respectively, fighting it out to see who is the most mediocre.

It’s the Gold Coast Suns vs. the Essendon Bombers at Metricon Stadium in Carrara.

In the 1st quarter, the Suns are ahead of the Bombers, 13-8. Who will ultimately win this titanic matchup of ordinary adequacy? Stay tuned to find out!

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  lazarus+

• Aug 9, 2020

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why is the queef in love with you
it's adorable
but still

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  Quence

• Aug 9, 2020

Oh. My. God. It’s the Battle of Melbourne!

The North Melbourne Kangaroos are ahead of the Melbourne Demons, 20-10, at the start of the 2nd quarter. Both of these teams have a poor record, so who will come out the winner between them? Stay tuned!

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  Quence

• Aug 6, 2020

We’ve got a banger of a match taking place at The Gabba in Woolloongabba!

The Sydney Swans (almost the worst team in the AFL) are leading the Collingwood Magpies, 30-22 at halftime.

What might happen? We can only guess!

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  Quence

• Aug 5, 2020

Adelaide 8, Melbourne 14, 1st qtr, in Adelaide

You might remember last week when this same Melbourne Demons team was thoroughly humiliated by an Adelaide team. BUT, that team was PORT Adelaide Power whilst this team are the Adelaide Crows.