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Ok, here is some MENSA shit. I told you I was going to make my toes be fingers and shit. How do? Well, what you are seeing is me interlocking my left foot with my right hand and me interlocking my right foot with my left hand to get the toes to be fingers. While I'm doing this, I am...

I will let you know about the knees later. Most likely, it will work. Just try not to do anything crazy when your knee joints are loose.

I will label the whole spine/neck/back/lower back/extreme lower back workout an extreme success! This last time I did it was very relaxing the entire time and I had no problem getting up. Only things I will add. 1) I moisturize my hands and put Vaseline on them and put them into the gloves I...

Well, about the knees. We are going to give this a couple of weeks before we start trying this. I've gotten a bit buckle-y in the knees since doing that. I don't think I had the wrong idea. I just want to make sure that I don't hurt anyone else trying this. But I still believe it is a good thing.

Ok, you are going to love this one and slap yourself for not thinking about it before I did! What about the knees?! Well, I've got you covered. Do you have a doorframe? Or a place where you can brace both hands? Brace your hands and start mimicking walking in place. Bend you legs any way you...

For those of you who are like, "Hey! This guy is still up and doing things. WTF!" I'll have you know that hardened soldiers that march with Hannibal "faced a challenging four-day, three-night march through the Arno River marshes" Yeah, that's right. No sleep! Good luck!

OMG! Bear loves the mystery of the disappearing balls on the pool table! I have to get this on video the next time it happens.

Two more goals to achieve: 1) Unassisted right arm low linked behind the back with left arm high 2) Unrivaled balance on my right foot while I waggle my left leg around (I can already do the other way around)

Yes, I crab-walked left and right past my neighbors cameras for them. And I walked backwards at speed. All barefoot. And my feet don't even hurt. Asphalt and pavement the entire way. Edit - oh yes, I forgot that I linked arms left and right and walked to start it off.

Lol, I'm blowing 10,000 steps out of the water! Late night walking time! Barefoot. After hour long+ 11:11PM back exercises! That was after the 10:30PM prayer sessions where I was on my knees and praying like a good boy for at least 20 minutes hold position.

Ok. Brand new game of billiards! On the run! Take the 8 ball, the 9 ball and the cue ball and send them flying around the table. Then, you have to hit the cue ball on the move and sink the 9 ball. If the cue ball stops, keep sending it around the table with your hand to keep it moving. Then...

You guys know where I started at. At my worst, I was 260lbs, not flexible, sat in a computer chair all day. My brain was making me go into deeper and deeper holes to try to find some satisfaction or something and try not to kill myself or think about killing others because "FUCK MY LIFE SUCKS!"...

Don't mind me while try to perfect my moves here first. Don't feel bad for copying me. I'm copying someone else. Let's get this going THE Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, I almost forgot. How dare me! On the way home, we were using drive ride apps and such. Yes, I was being a good boy! Anyways, on the ride back from downtown, I get placed in the front seat and have an awesome conversation with some black chick that was talking about her momma. Nailed it! I...

Oh, before basketball, I get to tell you about my billiards story from last night! Yes. There was a pool table at one of the bars. Someone claimed it first. Cool, cool, just use it and let me know when I can use it, please. I do my autistic billiards rack, which is now set in stone btw. My...

I am going to unlock the "unstoppable human monster tidal wave of a person" that you all can be if it is the last thing I do.

Oh, in case you forgot, I am autistic. So I have something more to say. I'm also trying to make "dizziness" become a thing of the past as well. So I'm spinning myself around while I walk and trying to walk of the dizziness both clockwise and counterclockwise.

There was this guy back in the raver days of the late 90's who I am trying to emulate. You could tell this guy was ambidextrous. He would have a hat on and do all the moves like a robot and use the hat as a prop in his dancing act. I really want to be able to do this. I can already "marionette"...