2024 Golden IPod Awards

[LordGrimThInvincible]

If no one else is gonna care enough to make it, I might as well.

• Aaron Bushnell - Zogbot ching chong wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of Palestine. Livestreamed it too! and got a street named after him!
• Dylan Butler - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and almost raped six others.
• Glenn Litton - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : LANZANIANBOOGALOO
• John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under mysterious circumstances.
• Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar whore who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
• Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where The Donald stood trial on 34 counts.
• Natalie Rupnow - Audrey Hale if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
• Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
• Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
• Twomad - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on ketamine while playing Overwatch. Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.

Vote if you give enough of a shit.

Natalie Rupnow killed White Christian people, so I am not voting her.

Dylan Butler had crappy aim, so fuck her too.

The rest of these guys are literal nobodies and/or unoriginal clones of eachother, some of whom do not even have ED pages.

Ultimately, it has to be between an hero Bushnell, or twomad.

Twomads was a lolcow, but his death was not filmed, nor was it confirmed to be a direct suicide like bushnell, so I think I will vote bushnell.

I am still unhappy that the creator of brave little toaster never got to be a contender, even though he an hero in 2008. We need to do a 2008 re vote with my little toaster creator in it IMO.

 

[LordGrimThInvincible]

Never mind III am voting for twomad cuz I changed my mind

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I think it’s safe to say bushNell won

 

[dropdatwat]

Voted for Twomad.

I would've went for Natalie Rupnow but I hate that bitch so much because she targeted a christian school and im a christian myself along with my family (not like in a bill jensen way but in a more like athiest way i believe im not too sure), but still... If I voted for Natalie, I would go to her grave and piss on it... no scratch that, I would dig out the fucking grave, open the coffin, take her dead decomposed body, and RAPE IT!!!!! I WOULD ALSO EAT IT WITH RONALD BROWN IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! so no, im not voting for Natalie and shes burning in hell anyways, so I went for Twomad instead because he kinda deserves a golden ipod, and lucky for him because he is up in heaven ready to marry Brianna Ghey

"mass shooters are based unless they target heckin wholesome christcucks like myself" is a more retarded take than anything @hypeshot has ever posted. hell, it's probably one of the top 10 dumbest things i've ever heard someone say unironically in my entire life, including shit my preschool classmates said
yes this was worth bumping over