Annual "What did you get for Christmas?" thread.

[Illuminati]

I got a book and some gift cards.

 

[Schnookums]

a bag containing: caramel popcorn, couple cookies, cashews, and chewy peppermints that someone picked up at an indoor farmer's market

 

[Likeicare]

Baby

 

[chuj]

aids

 

[Likeicare]

swap?

 

[Major Tuddy]

I saw my Commanders whip Pussydelphia last Sunday, thus giving the Sons of Washington a good chance at a playoff spot. All we need to do to secure that is beat the Falcons (spoiler alert - the Falcons will go down harder than @Likeicare at a gloryhole). Easy victory; on to the playoffs.

That's what I call a good Christmas. Thanks, Football Santa.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Love

 

[Dildo Baggins]

Giftcards, a new fleece blanket, and some nice chocolates,

 

[Stoic Sigma]

my mummy took me to see Nosferatu in theaters.

 

[squiggles2]

spiritual possession, someone casting their presence into my dreams, some sleep.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

some lego sets, a large amount of markers, another copy of a book I already have but this time it's got a gold cover, a steam gift card, two hoodies

 

[raptor_j]

the nigger badge

 

[the best user here]

I'm about to blast myself in the face

 

[fleacollerindustry]

I'm about to blast myself in the face

didn't realize you were into that kind of thing but OK

 

[Bad Optics]

A gun, a monitor and four big large pickles in bags

 

[Bad Optics]

Additionally, my grandmother bought me a small cleaver.

 

[Schnookums]

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what your boyfriend doesn't want to see after waking up unexpectedly.

 

[Bad Optics]

what your boyfriend doesn't want to see after waking up unexpectedly.

 

[Crassmeister]

dont complain

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET BUTT EELS

The Weirdest Medical Cases of 2024

Brainworm headaches, a man with more penises than arms, and butt eels are just a few of this year’s macabre medical highlights.

gizmodo.com

In July, doctors in Vietnam reported pulling out a two-foot (61-centimeter) eel from a man’s intestines after he inserted it into his butt—though not before the eel had started to chew through his guts.


The man visited an emergency room with severe abdominal pain. Once there, he told doctors that he willingly shoved an eel up his anus, though he declined to provide an exact reason why (as is often true with these cases, though, it was probably sex-related). He made his situation somehow even worse by also shoving a lemon up there, ostensibly to keep the eel where it was. The slithery passenger wasn’t cooperative, however. By the time the doctors operated on the man, the eel had reached his abdominal cavity by biting through the intestines. The man did survive his ill-advised experiment, though not without losing part of his colon.


Remarkably, this was actually the second case of butt eels reported from doctors in Vietnam this year, though the other case involved a shorter eel, measuring 12 inches (30.5 cm).