any shower shitters out there?

[chuj]

i mean it's completely normal to piss in the shower but i've heard joey diaz once say he's shitting in the shower i tried it and didn't really care for it. the uncomfortable feeling of putting your wet butcheeks on the cold porcelain beat having to scoop out the turd, flush it in the toilet and clean up the shitstains from the cabin
anyways do you guys shit in the shower share your thoughts, secret techniques etc.

 

[hypeshot]

No

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

No but I paid a woman to kick/punch my groin and sit on my face. She was clothed the whole time but it was worth the $300 for thirty minutes of fun.

 

[moogs]

Perfect choice, but don't do that where you live. Drop a big fat dookie, wash that down with boiling hot water and leave a whole hotel room smelling like shit.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

stomp it down the drain

 

[moogs]

stomp it down the drain

 

[chuj]

Perfect choice, but don't do that where you live. Drop a big fat dookie, wash that down with boiling hot water and leave a whole hotel room smelling like shit.

upper decker is much more vicious choice and leaves the victim scared and confused

 

[Steve]

i mean it's completely normal to piss in the shower but i've heard joey diaz once say he's shitting in the shower i tried it and didn't really care for it. the uncomfortable feeling of putting your wet butcheeks on the cold porcelain beat having to scoop out the turd, flush it in the toilet and clean up the shitstains from the cabin
anyways do you guys shit in the shower share your thoughts, secret techniques etc.

I can't imagine shitting in the shower working out very well, you'd have to like squat down in there and I don't see it working out. Much harder than taking a simple piss.

 

[globekun]

 

[SuperChungus]

i dunno but pajeets like to waffle stomp
ask them

 

[Likeicare]

I can't imagine shitting in the shower working out very well, you'd have to like squat down in there

why

just do it while standing and let it tumble down your legs, youre in the shower anyway

 

[Bad Optics]

I'm using a bidet right as I type this, having a bidet in a bathroom is required by law in some European countries, I think that's a great idea.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

I'm using a bidet right as I type this, having a bidet in a bathroom is required by law in some European countries, I think that's a great idea.

Here in America we just use pressure washers

 

[Lovecraft]

I'm using a bidet right as I type this, having a bidet in a bathroom is required by law in some European countries, I think that's a great idea.

Only in Italy, and only in domestic and hotel new builds.

 

[Lovecraft]

Vatican City, Greece and Finland it is custom too I believe

Prevalent but not legally required. Even in Italy it is just a requirement in the building code, and you can get exceptions quite easily. Most builders do not apply for these because bidets are popular and the additional cost and space requirements are minor.

 

[Bad Optics]

Prevalent but not legally required. Even in Italy it is just a requirement in the building code, and you can get exceptions quite easily. Most builders do not apply for these because bidets are popular and the additional cost and space requirements are minor.

I think they're great, make 'em mandatory, put one in every European cottage and block of flats.