Boy band thread

[BiteySnek]

I have never liked pop bands, because I know they're all constructed theater using exploited kids.

Everyone in that industry has this notion where, if they love something, they consider it to be their idol and any action, even abuse, is perceived as an act of love, because... how could you possibly hurt something you love? As long as you love what you hurt, then it's okay to not call it hurt. It's just for fun, just for entertainment, just for abusers.

It's like what I did in Maplestory to crash the economy, except I did it with cutesy pixel puppets and 90s era chat bots rather than real innocence.

If you can't artificially create the cute... you need to stay tha'fuck away from it. It's not yours. Leave it alone.

My artificial angel can sing you songs without exploiting reality...

Stay away from the real kids. Real kids need to be real kids, not imaginary idols of pedotainment worship.

 

[BiteySnek]

I have no regrets, by the by. Conquering currency with cuteness was the most fun...

The memes were amazing...

We were the "beta" guild and we were the highest rated guild in the game... but occasionally we would let other guilds play pretend top, cause that's just how real power likes to play.

They took the 3D version away though, I think because we had too much fun...

They took away our shop keepers too in MS1 after I amassed the money... all of it.

I bought so many cute stuff with it though...

And rocks...

I'm not gonna lie, I have the worst shiny rock hoarding habit in creation.

I'm like a crow in human form. Give me the sparkly bits! Especially the time rocks... those primal essence bits are worth like a billion mesos a pop!

The best fun I've had in life has been in Maplestory.

I made the best friends I never wanted... literally, because I was happy being Kirito and amassing a solo trophy collection...

Then the fire nation attacked and collective/guild trophy collecting became some incredible "thing" and then I was herded into the top guild to avoid being bothered by smaller guilds.

It had nice perks though, like hand-me-down whale equips. Krysti had weapons and armor that likely cost tens of thousands of dollars, but because it was only like 97% of the absolute best of the best... well the whales want perfection, that's the whole point in playing as a whale, so I got to play the game with God tier level equips... which made trophy collecting even easier.

 

[tasuviyo]

Boy bands are faggots for faggots