Car thread obligatory

John Deere, the Apple of tractors. Many locked down features, breaks thrice as often and costs thrice as much to fix. DRMd up to the eyeballs with even air and fuel filters being chipped and tagged with expiry dates, repair and service monopoly that the government and courts need to smack down. Pisch! Buy Deutz Fahr.
 
Lovecraft said:
John Deere, the Apple of tractors. Many locked down features, breaks thrice as often and costs thrice as much to fix. DRMd up to the eyeballs with even air and fuel filters being chipped and tagged with expiry dates, repair and service monopoly that the government and courts need to smack down. Pisch! Buy Deutz Fahr.
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Don’t worry. That nonsense is being sorted out. Meanwhile, John Deere farm equipment is still best of breed…just like Apple products.
 
Crassmeister said:
yt has dozens of videos telling people how to make hit viral videos "for the algorithm"

most of them are full of shit but some basic items float to the surface

the thumbnail pic is critical, it has to contain a "shocked face", a red arrow pointing to something with a one-word caption (because ppl are morons with short attention spans), and or "weird or unusual imagery"

the video title has to be like a Daily Mail headline; short but descriptive and screamy, with choice words in all caps

the video has to be "at least 15 minutes long" for ENGAGEMENT and has to have spastic jump cuts, useless eye roasting video effects, and constant motion, embedded adverts have to be buried in the video at random places so people can't skip them easily (they do anyway)

all of this is marked "supposedly", because various shitheads have followed the "script" to the letter and still gotten very few followers. some bastards just have a magic twinkle that dumbfuck teenagers and college kids like--mr. beast being the most notorious and most widely copied.

and he's just copying similar "acts" like pewdiepie, mark rober, dudeperfect, veritasium, whistlin diesel, the vashketov "empire" and suchlike

its just like old-fashioned television, the basic concept never changes
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tl;dr.
Please summarize in 200 characters or less. Thanks in advance.
 
Note: 1. Chrysler is not an American car company. It is owned by the Wops and the French Frogs who are notorious for making unreliable cars. 2. The krauts have some very low-rated brands because they make unreliable vehicles. 3. Nissan, Honda, Infinity, and Acura brands are not very reliable. 4. South Korean brands have been getting more reliable, but they can’t match the more reliable American brands.

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Quence said:
Note: 1. Chrysler is not an American car company. It is owned by the Wops and the French Frogs who are notorious for making unreliable cars. 2. The krauts have some very low-rated brands because they make unreliable vehicles. 3. Nissan, Honda, Infinity, and Acura brands are not very reliable. 4. South Korean brands have been getting more reliable, but they can’t match the more reliable American brands.

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Read this graph again carefully
 
Quence said:
Note: 1. Chrysler is not an American car company. It is owned by the Wops and the French Frogs who are notorious for making unreliable cars. 2. The krauts have some very low-rated brands because they make unreliable vehicles. 3. Nissan, Honda, Infinity, and Acura brands are not very reliable. 4. South Korean brands have been getting more reliable, but they can’t match the more reliable American brands.

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I'm looking to get a 2025 Average myself.
 
Quence said:
Note: 1. Chrysler is not an American car company. It is owned by the Wops and the French Frogs who are notorious for making unreliable cars. 2. The krauts have some very low-rated brands because they make unreliable vehicles. 3. Nissan, Honda, Infinity, and Acura brands are not very reliable. 4. South Korean brands have been getting more reliable, but they can’t match the more reliable American brands.

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American cars suck cock, Japanese and Korean brands are better
 
Crassmeister said:
of the top 10 in that chart:
3 are Japanese incl. the top two
3 are American
3 are German
and one is Korean

bottom 10:
3 are German
2 are American
2 are Japanese
1 is Chinese (Volvo is owned by Geely)
1 is British (supposedly)
and Chrysler, whatever it is, is at the bottom

plus quence is still a turd
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The Top 5, a more exclusive club:

2 American
2 Jap
1 Kraut
1 Brit-Kraut hybrid
 
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