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DC mayor tweets tips on how not to get car-jacked in DC after high profile case. (Mohammad Anwar)

Step One: Park in a safe place.
Translation: Don't park in DC.

Step Two: Lock your car.
Translation: Make the thief work for his living.

Step Three: Keep track of your keys.
Translation: DC's nanny state has turned you into an infant.

Step Four: Never leave your engine running.

Step Five: Stay alert.
 
step one: watch the video
if it looks like gta, reality now looks like gta all the time AND WE ARE FUCKED
Truly diversity and cultural enrichment are inspiring. Indian(or pakistani) culture has given us a delivery man who apparently has 17 kids, and these black girls will become doctors and engineers once they get out of juvy with a slap on the wrist for killing this raghead.
 
Truly diversity and cultural enrichment are inspiring. Indian(or pakistani) culture has given us a delivery man who apparently has 17 kids, and these black girls will become doctors and engineers once they get out of juvy with a slap on the wrist for killing this raghead.
Slap? LOL it's DC. They are black, female and minors. I'll be surprised if they get any time at all.
 

If you (can't) handle the suspense, 0:39 Nice little panic yell at the end with full body contact.
 
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