Lisa Lampanelli:
“Are the blacks laughing? Oh cool, I see teeth and eyes, I think we’re okay.”
“I love your black girlfriend, what’s her name - Shaquanda? Shaneekwa? Placenta? Propecia? Echinacea? Subpoena?”
“That’s right, I bang a lot of black guys, it’s my thing. It’s not by choice, I just haven’t lost enough weight to get a white guy.”
“Hey, you’re one of those blacks with white features, ya know, like a job and a car.”