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LOL@ Nuclear "Physist" (sic)
 

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Karl Marx left his wife and children in poverty
EDF2 Survivor
Lisa Lampanelli:


“Me and my black boyfriend, Daryl, just celebrated our two-year anniversary. Come on, folks, two years -- that's nine and a half years in black.

And he’s not technically a lawyer, but he's got three court cases next week.“
 

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Karl Marx left his wife and children in poverty
EDF2 Survivor
Lisa Lampanelli:

“Are the blacks laughing? Oh cool, I see teeth and eyes, I think we’re okay.”

“I love your black girlfriend, what’s her name - Shaquanda? Shaneekwa? Placenta? Propecia? Echinacea? Subpoena?”

“That’s right, I bang a lot of black guys, it’s my thing. It’s not by choice, I just haven’t lost enough weight to get a white guy.”

“Hey, you’re one of those blacks with white features, ya know, like a job and a car.”
 
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