GOI Plays Cyberpunk 2077

GirlOnInternet

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I managed to get my hands on Cyberpunk 2077 one week before the official release and am currently in the process of playing it. It's the Xbox One version because I am a huge faggot.

I'll be posting info here as I play the game and get a better look at everything the game has to offer. I will also be posting another thread for the rest of you imbeciles to ask questions about the game and ask me to try doing stupid shit like "shooting all the niggers".

So far the game is proving to be buggier than a Bethesda title (seriously, this game makes Bugthesda shit look fucking stable). I am hoping that this will be fixed by the day one patch, but I'm highly skeptical that a patch will fix the amount of glitches that I've seen so far.
 
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GirlOnInternet

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As stated in my other thread located here, I managed to get Niggerpunk 2077 a week before its official release.

Please post any questions about the game here and I'll try my best to provide you with answers. You may also ask me to try doing stupid shit like "shooting all the faggots in Night City", and I will then inform you all of the results of me attempting that challenge.
 
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GirlOnInternet

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Saw a fucking dead body headbanging to the music on the radio.

Saw an advertisement sign glitching out (and I don't think it was an in-universe thing). Actually turns out this was intentional.

Character portraits aren't correctly animated when they display on your HUD.

Falling from only 5 feet will kill you.

Merely touching barbed wire will kill you.

This game is quality.
 
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regarding your post in the other thread:
lol, you haven't seen witcher 3 on the release day, that game was borderline unplayable, it's common thing these days to drop hueg day one patch anyways

inb4 they moved the premiere to fix the bugs, don't worry i aready have cope for that. my sources tell me that game is ready on PC and new gen consoles but they had to reschedule because it was buggy as shit on ps4 and xbo
 
GirlOnInternet

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Jesus Fucking Christ, this game.

Scenario: You enter a restricted area and make some gang members hostile. You flee past some cops who are working a crime scene. The gang members are shooting at you while the cops are seemingly oblivious to the firefight that's going on. You shoot back and kill one of the gang members. You immediately get a bounty because the cop saw the dead body.
 
GloriousReader

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GirlOnInternet said:
Just shot two cops to death outside my apartment. Went about as well as I expected - as in a heavy SWAT guy magically spawned in behind me and took me out.

Just punched two cops to death outside my apartment. Actually worked better than shooting them.
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did you get the "justice for george floyd" achievement
 
GirlOnInternet

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If any of you fagnuggets are wondering just how "next-gen" the game feels, the simple answer is that it absolutely doesn't. It feels, and plays, a lot like Fallout 4, and the graphics are somewhat below average IMO.

Also I just shot a bitch who then fell face-first into a concrete barrier and smashed both her head and the concrete barrier to pieces. IMMERSION!
 
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