Thanks.
I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash
- Thread starter BiteySnek
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Thanks.
Pffffffffft, lol.
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BiteySnek
Ediot
I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHARGE MY BUTTHOLE IN THE SUNLIGHT AND THERE WAS AN INVASION FROM TURKEY!
And the cat is useless...
OMG ITS RELEASING BIOWEAPONS!
...uh... yeah I was gonna do some stuff today, but... meh... think I'll just sit outside and continue to charge by butthole with sunlight...
And the cat is useless...
OMG ITS RELEASING BIOWEAPONS!
...uh... yeah I was gonna do some stuff today, but... meh... think I'll just sit outside and continue to charge by butthole with sunlight...
BAZONGA
Let's see... well most recently I fucked up Judaism... I mean, I REALLY fucked it up...
Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Yikes... yesterday's session... or was it the day…'
Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Yikes... yesterday's session... or was it the day before? Well, whatever, let me see if I can piece it all back together in the right order. So part one is here... https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/106055744545343140 Then part two...gab.com
Uh... let's see... oh today I invented "bullet mines"? Oh, no I think I was calling them "bunker bullets". And uh... before that quantum shock weapons... and I think before then is when I was working on that idea to make bullets explode... like remotely.
Um... artificial physics engines... oh quantum temporal processors and intuitive user interface controls. Neat stuff, sends data back in time by a few nanoseconds, which allows you to control the computer seemingly by thought... when in reality the computer knows what you want, before you even know you want it.
Lots of other, uh... random stuff... apparently nature is trying to kill us...
Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'I want you to think about a TREE! It's growth cy…'
Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'I want you to think about a TREE! It's growth cycle... from seed... to sapling... to tree... to bigger tree... and BIGGER... AND BIGGER! Imagine like a great big HUGE pine tree! ...okay ...now imagine that entire growth cycle... in a split second! You see... seeds...
Uh... okay that's not too bad. Be really careful if you go "exploring" through the Weedstorming group... like you can melt your fuckin brain in there if you read too much of that crap all at once! Keep in mind everything posted in that group is done using psychotropic enhancement... so like imagine my usual brand of invective word artistry... but on a level where I routinely fuck up human perception. Like the one bit where I try to the convince the reader that humans aren't actually real, that we're actually just stupid animals, no different than chimps... except that our brains are infected with a kind of metaphysical virus and when we reproduce we infect the young... so, as such, there's no real "you" at all... like, "you" don't even exist... you're just some stupid virus infecting a lower dimensional creatures mind.
Oh... and you might just be transient... it would explain why you're all acting crazy and stupid... it's like the prosthetic souls you've been imprinted with are starting to lose cohesion... like humanity, the ANIMAL human... it's evolving... TO REJECT YOU! You are the virus that needs to be removed, the "Great Reset" is turning humanity back into its NATURAL form... with no artificial sentience jacked into it. A complete removal of the "virus"... of your very soul.
Oooh, scary!
Anyway, that's mostly what I'm doing, just working on my writing/books. I've got tons of material, I just need to work on organizing it.
Oh, oh wait, oh wait... I was just thinking earlier... you know Cheat Engine? The software you can use with Emulators in order to modify memory values and such... well I was thinking... I think in that program you can setup like... conditional formulas... so like, you could, in theory, have a formula setup in say ZeldaoT that would COUNT how many times you defeated an enemy... and then it could STORE that value and then you could use it as a means of actually integrating a LEVELING system into the game! AND, you could take it even further, by having conditional statements that NULLIFY all the NORMAL heart containers... so even if you get them, there's no way to get more hearts from them... instead you just have to grind enemies to get hearts!
You see... my point is... it's really not JUST a "Cheat Engine"... like you could literally alter the fundamental game play mechanics and almost make an entirely new game from it. It's like... game engine hacking... monitoring, redirecting and mitigating memory allocation as a means of altering and augmenting the base mechanics of the game.
...oh and I think I'm about to watch Vivi.. er Vivy... Gigguk said it's good... bastard better be right!
I have also been spending an inordinate amount of time high and taking pictures of the yard...
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Also BBQing... like... an unhealthy amount of BBQing... seriously I need to stop, I mean I'm cooking burgers and then FREEZING THEM FOR LATER... that's how bad it's gotten...
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So uh... what have ~you~ all been up to? Seen any good media? Any good insults or rants? Any interesting new kooks in play?
HOMIE WHAT U DID 2 THOSE PINE APPLES IS A TRAVESTY..... I DONT EVEN READ UR WEIRDO FUCKING AUTISTIC SONIC FANCLUB ESSAY BUT IM ABSOLUTLY 100% POSITIVE THAT IF U DONT PUT SOME RESPEK ON THE GRILL NAME IM GONNA FUCK U UP SO HARD IRL THAT U GONNA ACTUALLY NEED DIAPERS
oh god onideus is verified on gab
That just means he gave them money
BiteySnek
Ediot
On Gab being verified just means you donate to free speech. It's like an altruistic thing... like some people support free speech... and some people leech free speech. Which are you? And of course I would give money to a platform that would allow me and my fellow shitposters to do so freely.
Yes thats what i said matt
BiteySnek
Ediot
Bitch, have you never had a Hawaiian burger before? How fuckin DUMB are you?
Mix 1/4th cup teriyaki marinade per 1 pound of beef.
Then on the grill you hose 'em down with some kind of sweet or hickory BBQ sauce (wouldn't go hot on this), then you top off with swiss cheese, or mozzarella, or provolone if you like... whatever.
Then you grill some pineapple slices, but like don't dry them out like a retard! You want to just flame toast the outside so they're still juicy inside.
Then you BUTTER THE GAWD DAMN BUNS OR I WILL MURDER YOUR DREAMS... and then toast the buns on the grill as well... and again, LIGHTLY toasted!
Then you can top it off with more BBQ sauce at the end.
It will rape your taste buds in a way that will make them orgasm endlessly! ಠ_ಠ
BiteySnek
Ediot
But I said it better.
That's the point Chris... improving your writing so you're less ineffectual and forgettable.
Is that how you see your posts lol
BiteySnek
Ediot
No, it's how I see the techniques I use. Specifically emotional instability infliction utilized with invective word artistry. See, neat trick about you little rocks... you're not uh... intelligent, so much as you are EMOTIONALLY intelligent. As such, it's possible to flash burn information and experience directly into your long term memory engrams simply by making you really, really, REALLY, REEAAAAAAALLY ~^__^~ angry.
It's an effective way of controlling your behaviors... or at least, it will be, once I perfect it.
Seriously Chris... didn't anyone ever tell you my REAL past? You know... the part where I got uh... "anathema'd" by the, the uh... fuck I don't even remember what they called themselves... like... Institute of Sociology and Psychology Asshats... not that, but you get the idea.
And uh... what was it they said about me, um... "something, something, performed unethical psychological and sociological experiments on unsuspecting masses" ...oh yeah and something, something... made it ~even worse~ with "technological exploitation"... or... what tha'fuck, amirite?
Shit... these days my brand is being abused in every direction imaginable! Yeah, like *I* was the problem! I was the first to explore... not the first to fuckin trample!
...uh... why is... oh the battery is out... excuse me I gotta, uh... gotta recharge this.
Of course... these days... I'm into a NEW kind of exploration! I have become a psychonaut!
Strap on your bong helmets (I'm sure this is a thing, I don't even need to do a Google search to know someone has already come up with it) and let's prepare to cross over into new dimensions of reality using psychotropically augmented imagination... our proverbial "portal gun" to new worlds! LET'S CRINGE IT UP! MAXIMUM CRINGE! WE WILL BREAK THE CRINGE BARRIER! WE CAN GO FARTHER! WE CAN GO LIGHT SPEED CRINGE! QUANTUM CRINGE! A proverbial... Cringehole! YOU WILL ALL BE SUCKED IN!
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BiteySnek
Ediot
Fixed.
Yes i have a short attention span please keep your posts to short length if you want me to read
BiteySnek
Ediot
I'll just use pictographic communication...
That's going to be the next "big thing"... a Twitter type platform where you can only use emojis... you see, when you vilify all language, the only way to avoid vilification... is to dumb language down to the point of gross ambiguity.
Hey uh... did I mention that your uh... your sentience... it's transitory. ^__^
I could fix it tho... pleh. Why bother. That's my attitude towards you rocks at this point... apathetic indifference.
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BiteySnek
Ediot
Fixed again!
Its very simple, if you want me to actually read your posts then post how i want, its up to you