I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash
- Thread starter BiteySnek
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i like the flowers
I've stopped giving my cat wet food because he turns into a whiny incessant abusive little prick and he only licks the gravy.
Don't your cans come with lids so it doesn't dry out and get stale?
One trick I learned is if it does get stale or dried just reconstitute it with a bit of water. They don't seem to give a shit at all and devour the wretched contents.
BiteySnek
Ediot
I have to give mine the wet crap cause she has FIP and so she's like allergic to EVERYTHING but just three particular cans of Fancy Feast. They just have these tear off lids so once you open it, that's it unless you cover it. I ordered these little silicon caps tho which supposedly work with FF cans so hopefully they get here soon.
BiteySnek
Ediot
I guess they sorta make it look "happy"... "happy moss". The moss is smiling.
BiteySnek
Ediot
Oooh, I made somebody happy!
gab.com
I like that... that's the best thing to get from posting fun stuff online.
Free2Engage on Gab: ''
Free2Engage on Gab: '@Onideus Feel better just knowing that if you want more moss, this is kinda how it works. :) PS - thanks for the laugh this morning. Just scanning the Pro Feed and getting frustrated and depressed. I appr. the moss post. :)'
I like that... that's the best thing to get from posting fun stuff online.
BiteySnek
Ediot
What tha'fuck...
gab.com
I didn't write poetry... I don't even remember writing any of that.
Matthew Moulton on Gab: ''
Matthew Moulton on Gab: '@DigiArts - You awake in the middle of the night, you hear a strange low gutteral rumbling... it feels... oh... oh God what is this feeling... you wander outside... wander out into the dark of night... oh what's that sound... what's that feeling... what is it... what's...
I didn't write poetry... I don't even remember writing any of that.
BiteySnek
Ediot
*sigh*
Yeah, yeah...
She couldn't ask me to like wash the dishes or take out the garbage or anything... noooooope.
It's gettin REALLY bad here too cause like, I showed her how to surf around on YouTube (she's pretty computer illiterate) and so now she's just hooked on YouTube... like she treats it like it's television. It's weird, like she'll find these rando recommended "playlists" or she just keeps cycling through the "suggested" videos.
Problem is then she wants to "go back" or she wants me to save something for her personal media archive and then I have to explain (again) how she needs to write down the NAME of the video and that simply DESCRIBING the video doesn't really help.
Yeah, yeah...
She couldn't ask me to like wash the dishes or take out the garbage or anything... noooooope.
It's gettin REALLY bad here too cause like, I showed her how to surf around on YouTube (she's pretty computer illiterate) and so now she's just hooked on YouTube... like she treats it like it's television. It's weird, like she'll find these rando recommended "playlists" or she just keeps cycling through the "suggested" videos.
Problem is then she wants to "go back" or she wants me to save something for her personal media archive and then I have to explain (again) how she needs to write down the NAME of the video and that simply DESCRIBING the video doesn't really help.
Your mom?
BiteySnek
Ediot
Yeah, she's becoming like a sci-fi junkie. She's slowly catching up, like in the past couple years she's watched X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Firefly and 24. And like now she's watching Farscape I think. For some reason she absolutely HATES Spider-Man and X-Men movies tho... I mean, sure, they're not very good, but like she REALLY doesn't like them!
My mom isn't really very motherly at all, never really has been, but she's a lot of fun just the same. She likes trolling and shitposting and such too. I make rando accounts for her to troll with. She misinterprets a lot of memes though, like the "alien guy" meme, like she doesn't perceive that as ironic, but like literal.
She was having trouble with her hearing last year (before I bought her a hearing aid) and so like the first thing I did was buy this super expensive sound system for her which I've been regretting ever since, because she does this thing where she'll have the window open and then she BLASTS episodes of 24... to the point where I'm pretty sure the entire neighborhood probably thinks we're terrorists now. LOL
Make her an EDF accYeah, she's becoming like a sci-fi junkie. She's slowly catching up, like in the past couple years she's watched X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Firefly and 24. And like now she's watching Farscape I think. For some reason she absolutely HATES Spider-Man and X-Men movies tho... I mean, sure, they're not very good, but like she REALLY doesn't like them!
My mom isn't really very motherly at all, never really has been, but she's a lot of fun just the same. She likes trolling and shitposting and such too. I make rando accounts for her to troll with. She misinterprets a lot of memes though, like the "alien guy" meme, like she doesn't perceive that as ironic, but like literal.
She was having trouble with her hearing last year (before I bought her a hearing aid) and so like the first thing I did was buy this super expensive sound system for her which I've been regretting ever since, because she does this thing where she'll have the window open and then she BLASTS episodes of 24... to the point where I'm pretty sure the entire neighborhood probably thinks we're terrorists now. LOL
BiteySnek
Ediot
I might at some point. I think she's had one on here before... or maybe it was on KF. I think she's mostly on Gab right now.
BiteySnek
Ediot
Oh, yeah, yeah, YEAH, YEAAAAAAAH, STROKE ME HARDER YOU SIMPERING DICK WHIPPED PUSSY ELON!
...whew... oh, hey, don't mind me, I was just enjoying the "dip" with another $250 investment. Oh yeaaaah, you know what I like, Sparkles!
That's my new nickname for Elon Musk... Sparkles... it's like My Little Pony, except My Little Bitch! SELL OUT BITCH! Fuck you, Elon! I'mma wipe my ass right on over your losses!
...whew... oh, hey, don't mind me, I was just enjoying the "dip" with another $250 investment. Oh yeaaaah, you know what I like, Sparkles!
That's my new nickname for Elon Musk... Sparkles... it's like My Little Pony, except My Little Bitch! SELL OUT BITCH! Fuck you, Elon! I'mma wipe my ass right on over your losses!
BiteySnek
Ediot
Oh, oh, what could this mysterious package be?!
Oh shi-
Think maybe I'll save it for when the new movie comes out in December. Watch the original movies, maybe the original cartoon as well, get high, maybe barbecue... I've got options!
In other exciting news... DIRT!
Yesterday I shoveled and ripped out the existing terrible ground cover (which was so bad you couldn't even see the steps). Today I've decided that this dirt is no good... BAD DIRT! So I'm gonna shovel out most of into the wheelbarrow and then dump it into the neighbors field (where I also like to steal sunflowers and non chalantly plant pumpkins).
...what? It's not illegal to plant pumpkin patches in random people's vacant lots.
Yeah, so then I'm gonna go to the hardware store and get some new planting dirt. It's nice having a hardware store two blocks away, even if it is a Home Depot. Maybe I'll save some gas and get some exercise by just walking over there with my wheelbarrow cart thing... although I might want to get three or four bags... might be too much for my little hand cart.
I need to find more MOSS too, but like... man... why ya gotta be all outta moss?! Mother's Day really wiped out the entire garden department. Hoping maybe this weekend they'll get stuff restocked.
Oh shi-
Think maybe I'll save it for when the new movie comes out in December. Watch the original movies, maybe the original cartoon as well, get high, maybe barbecue... I've got options!
In other exciting news... DIRT!
Yesterday I shoveled and ripped out the existing terrible ground cover (which was so bad you couldn't even see the steps). Today I've decided that this dirt is no good... BAD DIRT! So I'm gonna shovel out most of into the wheelbarrow and then dump it into the neighbors field (where I also like to steal sunflowers and non chalantly plant pumpkins).
...what? It's not illegal to plant pumpkin patches in random people's vacant lots.
Yeah, so then I'm gonna go to the hardware store and get some new planting dirt. It's nice having a hardware store two blocks away, even if it is a Home Depot. Maybe I'll save some gas and get some exercise by just walking over there with my wheelbarrow cart thing... although I might want to get three or four bags... might be too much for my little hand cart.
I need to find more MOSS too, but like... man... why ya gotta be all outta moss?! Mother's Day really wiped out the entire garden department. Hoping maybe this weekend they'll get stuff restocked.
BiteySnek
Ediot
Sometimes... even I have to work on weekends...
Hrmmm... she didn't label them tho... like which ones she wants in her "temporary" folder and which ones she wants in her "keep" folder. Pleh... now I gotta go ask... so much work! And then when I go to ask her, man I bet she has some REALLY HARD rando request like... getting a bag of sugar down from the top shelf! Oh man... you see how hard things are? I'm like... totally exhausted from this relentless work!
LOL
I kid, that's like... five minutes of effort.
Mmmm, one of the neat perks about being a live-in-aid is that whoever I date can freely come and go like myself... because otherwise they have these super strict crazy rules about visitors.
And, best of all, their income, like my income, doesn't affect my mom's super cheap Section 8 housing rent.
So it's like I can make as much money as I like, and if I date someone they can live here too and make as much money as they like and... mmmm... practically free rent.
You see... you need to learn to work synergistically for your benefit! Even if it's just something simple like finding a like-minded roommate.
Just be careful you don't hook up with someone who will take advantage of you at every turn. And a LOT of the people openly offering themselves as a potential roommate... yeah they're basically con artists. So, only do it with someone you actually know. Like, be a friend first and THEN once you get to really know them, then you can decide to ask them if they want to combine strengths to maximize gain.
In other words never do it blind! Always be friends first.
Hrmmm... she didn't label them tho... like which ones she wants in her "temporary" folder and which ones she wants in her "keep" folder. Pleh... now I gotta go ask... so much work! And then when I go to ask her, man I bet she has some REALLY HARD rando request like... getting a bag of sugar down from the top shelf! Oh man... you see how hard things are? I'm like... totally exhausted from this relentless work!
LOL
I kid, that's like... five minutes of effort.
Mmmm, one of the neat perks about being a live-in-aid is that whoever I date can freely come and go like myself... because otherwise they have these super strict crazy rules about visitors.
And, best of all, their income, like my income, doesn't affect my mom's super cheap Section 8 housing rent.
So it's like I can make as much money as I like, and if I date someone they can live here too and make as much money as they like and... mmmm... practically free rent.
You see... you need to learn to work synergistically for your benefit! Even if it's just something simple like finding a like-minded roommate.
Just be careful you don't hook up with someone who will take advantage of you at every turn. And a LOT of the people openly offering themselves as a potential roommate... yeah they're basically con artists. So, only do it with someone you actually know. Like, be a friend first and THEN once you get to really know them, then you can decide to ask them if they want to combine strengths to maximize gain.
In other words never do it blind! Always be friends first.
haha you can say that again
BiteySnek
Ediot
Raddy is right, Section 8 housing is just... so terrible!
Just look at this TERRIBLENESS!
Gawd damn MURDER HORNETS!
And STICKS!
GAWD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING TURKEYS!
Oh gawd there's gangs!
BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS!
Raddy was so right... I'm basically living in hell!
Section 8 is totally the worst!
Just look at this TERRIBLENESS!
Gawd damn MURDER HORNETS!
And STICKS!
GAWD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING TURKEYS!
Oh gawd there's gangs!
BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS!
Raddy was so right... I'm basically living in hell!
Section 8 is totally the worst!