IM 18

[hypeshot]

he's not eligible he goes to retard school
and he's too fat

No, im not eligible because im not willing to risk my life.

 

[hypeshot]

Shame. I wonder what its like to have an iq lower than 83 and weigh more than 400lb?

Are you retarded? Im like 190 and my iq is 100

 

[globekun]

Will you be moving out of your mother's house after you finish sped-kid school?

answer hype

 

[hypeshot]

answer hype

Im not moving out until i get a girlfriend

 

[SuperChungus]

Im not moving out until i get a girlfriend

a waifu pillow is not a girlfriend

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

came across this, thought I should post

 

[SuperChungus]

came across this, thought I should post

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moontard's father left him tho

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

moontard's father left him tho

that's his stepdad, whom he has apparently

 

[hypeshot]

a waifu pillow is not a girlfriend

I meant a real girlfriend, not a waifu pillow, gotta lose virginity somehow. Also i need to continue my bloodline.

 

[hey zeus]

belated!

 

[Whistlin Troopie]

I meant a real girlfriend, not a waifu pillow, gotta lose virginity somehow. Also i need to continue my bloodline.

Any women that you get with (if any) will probably suffocate in all your fat rolls

 

[RoseSparrow]

obvious bait is obvious

 

[Quence]

 

[minty]

happy late birthday homie
hope you had some good cake n got some good presents
here is a man with pancake nipples for you

 

[hypeshot]

Any women that you get with (if any) will probably suffocate in all your fat rolls

Bullshit, also im not even fat.

 

[Lovecraft]

Im not joining the millitary, im too much of a pussy.

No

Youre fucking gay and ill pin you to the floor and rape you

I'll outwalk your waddling wobbly ass with ease.

 

[weedville]

Okay guys you all call him fat but nobody here has even met him in person
Someone go to that cleveland brown reference and do a comparison

 

[Lovecraft]

I meant a real girlfriend, not a waifu pillow

Unrealistic expectations

gotta lose virginity somehow.

Stepdad

Also i need to continue my bloodline.

Absurdly incorrect

 

[hypeshot]

Unrealistic expectations

Nah

Stepdad

Ew no.

Absurdly incorrect

Im the only child, so i need pussy.

 

[Lovecraft]

Nah

Ew no.

Im the only child, so i need pussy.

Mongoloids are usually sterile.
Not that it is going to be an issue to begin with..