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[Raddy]

Nah it was typical 80's craze shit. Everyone wanted to "upclass" during the housing boom in the 80's and 90's So when houses were being built they included both in the MB. Sometimes it's done well most of the time it's a fucking horror show. The layout of mine isn't too bad.

My folks first house in PA had a powder room n a bathroom upstairs with a tub shower combo.
I've always wondered about that posh life with those giant comfy tubs

 

[Call Me Tim]

My folks first house in PA had a powder room n a bathroom upstairs with a tub shower combo.
I've always wondered about that posh life with those giant comfy tubs

Well the track houses here all have that set up and all with the same shitty tub.

 

[Raddy]

Well the track houses here all have that set up and all with the same shitty tub.

Insert style tube n separate insert walk in shower?

 

[A Fucking Box]

HOW DEEP IS YOUR BUTTHOLE AND HOW ADHESIVE IS YOUR SHIT?!

It's called "being clean" you dirty pissant! Try it sometime ????
also i got a bath/shower combo but the bath is kinda useless ngl who takes baths anymore

 

[Raddy]

It's called "being clean" you dirty pissant! Try it sometime ????
also i got a bath/shower combo but the bath is kinda useless ngl who takes baths anymore

U DONT STICK FINGERS UP YOUR ASS UNLESS THATS YOUR KINK AND EVEN THEN BE CAREFUL YOU CAN TEAR THE LINING OF YOUR ANUS

it's a very delicate structure back there

 

[A Fucking Box]

U DONT STICK FINGERS UP YOUR ASS UNLESS THATS YOUR KINK AND EVEN THEN BE CAREFUL YOU CAN TEAR THE LINING OF YOUR ANUS

it's a very delicate structure back there

wrong
maybe you got a baby butthole that needs pampering but not me sir. mines a MAN'S asshole.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Insert style tube n separate insert walk in shower?

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Jacuzzi-Nova-42-in-W-x-60-in-L-Oyster-Acrylic-Oval-In-Rectangle-Left-Hand-Drain-Alcove-Whirlpool-Tub/50234757

Something like this but really shallow and with out the jets. Pressed and formed fiberglass, real plain builder grade crap that no one wants and you cannot modify when building the house because it's built on contract. So you have to let them install it, then rip it out and replace it. It's totally fucked now.

 

[Raddy]

wrong
maybe you got a baby butthole that needs pampering but not me sir. mines a MAN'S asshole.

That explains how you're able to go Greek with the loving.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Jacuzzi-Nova-42-in-W-x-60-in-L-Oyster-Acrylic-Oval-In-Rectangle-Left-Hand-Drain-Alcove-Whirlpool-Tub/50234757

Something like this but really shallow and with out the jets. Pressed and formed fiberglass, real plain builder grade crap that no one wants and you cannot modify when building the house because it's built on contract. So you have to let them install it, then rip it out and replace it. It's totally fucked now.

Oh ok that sounds like the inserts we have here.

Fuck man a whirlpool tub tho. Put in one of those to replace it, you can relax like a KING

 

[A Fucking Box]

Back in the day we didn't have toilets. Yup *crack* *sssip* those were the days. My dad used to shit in a hole in the woods and my mom when on vacation to her village she used to go to the edge of a cliff were there was a lavatory thing but instead of a normal toilet there was a hole straight down and your shit fell off down the cliff

 

[Call Me Tim]

Fuck man a whirlpool tub tho. Put in one of those to replace it, you can relax like a KING

I know right. If I gotta tear it out might as well replace it with something good. I tried the tub and the water wouldn't even cover my lap. It was useless as a tub. It looked like a tub. It was no tub

 

[Raddy]

Back in the day we didn't have toilets. Yup *crack* *sssip* those were the days. My dad used to shit in a hole in the woods and my mom when on vacation to her village she used to go to the edge of a cliff were there was a lavatory thing but instead of a normal toilet there was a hole straight down and your shit fell off down the cliff

It was a hollowed out stump.
We shared it with a gentle family of big foots. Big feets?

I know right. If I gotta tear it out might as well replace it with something good. I tried the tub and the water wouldn't even cover my lap. It was useless as a tub. It looked like a tub. It was no tub

I can fit pretty good in my tub but water gets cold too fast and I'd like a place to put stuff that won't tumble on my head.

 

[Call Me Tim]

It was a hollowed out stump.
We shared it with a gentle family of big foots. Big feets?

I can fit pretty good in my tub but water gets cold too fast and I'd like a place to put stuff that won't tumble on my head.

STuff like what? shampoos books etc? While I'm in there might as well make it chick friendly

 

[Raddy]

STuff like what? shampoos books etc? While I'm in there might as well make it chick friendly

Bottles of shampoo, etc. Have you never a womans shower caddy?
Theres usually 15 different bottles of conditioner, all half full. And three different kinds of body wash. For three different areas of the human body.

 

[Maysam]

I still wonder about bidets do they get you as clean as toilet paper

much cleaner, way better

U DONT STICK FINGERS UP YOUR ASS UNLESS THATS YOUR KINK AND EVEN THEN BE CAREFUL YOU CAN TEAR THE LINING OF YOUR ANUS

it's a very delicate structure back there

exactly why smooth, clean fingers + water are much more suitable than paper, which is naturally porous and often coarse (unless treated, the environment says thank you)

 

[Call Me Tim]

Bottles of shampoo, etc. Have you never a womans shower caddy?
Theres usually 15 different bottles of conditioner, all half full. And three different kinds of body wash. For three different areas of the human body.

So a shallow shelf where a woman could line them all up and survey them at her leisure would be a good improvement over the tub edge. I'm thinking of running a cable splitter into the tub room and mounting a small flat screen. Good idea or no? And I'm guessing some sort of hand held shower head for rinsing hair?

 

[Raddy]

much cleaner, way better

exactly why smooth, clean fingers + water are much more suitable than paper, which is naturally porous and often coarse (unless treated, the environment says thank you)

And if you have fingernails?

 

[Maysam]

And if you have fingernails?

you trim the you fucking barbarian. what are you, an instagram thot?

 

[A Fucking Box]

much cleaner, way better

exactly why smooth, clean fingers + water are much more suitable than paper, which is naturally porous and often coarse (unless treated, the environment says thank you)

This. Anyone can attest to being a little sore after a few minutes of intense paper-wiping, amirite?

 

[Raddy]

So a shallow shelf where a woman could line them all up and survey them at her leisure would be a good improvement over the tub edge. I'm thinking of running a cable splitter into the tub room and mounting a small flat screen. Good idea or no? And I'm guessing some sort of hand held shower head for rinsing hair?

Shower first wash hair there then you tub time. So you're not stewing in ur own filth.
Flatscreen mount not a bad idea tho, you can watch kung fun from the tub after a long day of work

 

[Raddy]

you trim the you fucking barbarian. what are you, an instagram thot?

They are trimmed I cant have nails.
Look maybe it's the American in me but touching ur own dirty butthole bare fingered grosses me out