Jokes on you I'm gonna graft my ureters to my nipples so I leak piss down my chest constantly.

That would be a great defense mechanism against Mormons and Jehovas Whitnesses
 

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So is the name Scummy or Cheeto?

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tough call...

it's all orange and covered in fur, just like a cheeto found under a couch where it was dropped 4 years ago, so cheeto is the obv choice

but those cold, dead eyes...
it wants to run a claw down your chest, split ur ribcage and drink your soul
thus the scales tip towards "scummy"...

also you'd get to scream out "SCUM YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU PISSED ON THE FUCKING COUCH AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD"
 
tough call...

it's all orange and covered in fur, just like a cheeto found under a couch where it was dropped 4 years ago, so cheeto is the obv choice

but those cold, dead eyes...
it wants to run a claw down your chest, split ur ribcage and drink your soul
thus the scales tip towards "scummy"...

also you'd get to scream out "SCUM YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU PISSED ON THE FUCKING COUCH AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD"
CHEETOSCUM
 
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