Jokes on you I'm gonna graft my ureters to my nipples so I leak piss down my chest constantly.
That would be a great defense mechanism against Mormons and Jehovas Whitnesses
Jokes on you I'm gonna graft my ureters to my nipples so I leak piss down my chest constantly.
Go outside niggaGet a hobby
What angle is that from; I wanna know if this was just a regular accident or if that kitty is a malicious acrobat.
Are you living in a crack house now?If you harm that kitten I will end you with my hemostats. View attachment 8783
Alternatively if u need me to neuter it I have my raptor shears
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Naw that's a hanger in Roswell. So it kiiinda is. Cuz RoswellAre you living in a crack house now?
throw in a little palpatio per anum and you'll get yourself a dealIf you harm that kitten I will end you with my hemostats. View attachment 8783
Alternatively if u need me to neuter it I have my raptor shears
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What are you doing in @rodion 's Jewish State?Naw that's a hanger in Roswell. So it kiiinda is. Cuz Roswell
So is the name Scummy or Cheeto?Name it "help"
then get another one and name it "rape"
wait this works better with dogs when you're calling them at the park
ok nvm it's a cat, who gives a fuck what u call it, the cunt's not gonna come anyway
tough call...
CHEETOSCUMtough call...
it's all orange and covered in fur, just like a cheeto found under a couch where it was dropped 4 years ago, so cheeto is the obv choice
but those cold, dead eyes...
it wants to run a claw down your chest, split ur ribcage and drink your soul
thus the scales tip towards "scummy"...
also you'd get to scream out "SCUM YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU PISSED ON THE FUCKING COUCH AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD"
we have a winnerCHEETOSCUM
Well it is Memorial Day, shove a hotdog in your holes for those who have fallen and lets lay some love on that terrible Kittenwe have a weiner
God bless AmericaWell it is Memorial Day, shove a hotdog in your holes for those who have fallen and lets lay some love on that terrible Kitten