Idk why I haven't told you about this mf sooner
I want to die.
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This is David my 8th grade classmate. Idk if he got expelled or not but he probably should have, given that he:
Fucked a soft shell taco, fucked a slice of pizza, fucked a cup of yogurt, fucked a ham sandwich, watched midget porn in the back of the auditorium, watched hentai in the back of the auditorium with the volume up all the way, brought his waifu pillow to school and put it in his locker, brought a set of kunai to school, among other things
He also wore girls' cosplay outfits to school on Fridays, for what it's worth.