Post nothing but high-quality comedy.
For example, THIS is top tier comedy:
For example, THIS is top tier comedy:
The Comedy Thread
- Thread starter Quence
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This is quality comedy!
I don’t like that guy and I don’t find him to be funny.
You’re very lucky that I laughed.
Your modeling career
heres a funny joke..
quence is skinny
quence is skinny
WRONG! There was nothing funny about it because it was MAGNIFICENT!
How is that truth funny?
It was magnificent in the same way a beached whale is magnificent. It would have been quite the sight.
squiggles2
Dramacrat
Please read this one.
Jokes
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I worked today! For 2 hours. After not sleeping the night before. And didn't get paid. And got tipped $100 and gave it to my friend.
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I'm going on a date tonight! Let's hope it's a good one. Let's hope it doesn't fall apart at the last minute. Let's hope I'm able to not be myself for a few hours and not be weird, scare or creep her out!
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I was sober for Ash Wednesday! Well, not all of it. Tuesday night carried into Wednesday morning. Then, the rules didn't apply the next night and the sobriety stopped at 12:03AM. I went to church and got the ashes on my forehead! Yes! Walked around all day with them on. Went to the grocery store. People still didn't talk to me. It was great.
I spilled my seltzer on my mousepad because my cats and my mom simultaneously bothered me at the same time department of redundancy department.
Bear, my #7, my rock, has a thing with food. Cats take on their owners characteristics amirite?
Bonnie, my #9, my spirit animal, has a thing with going to the bathroom. Cats take on their owners characteristics amirite?
Did I mention that I'm autistic? I'm pretty sure I get that from my mom. I now have to clean up a sticky keyboard.
Me - 0:32 to 0:56
Me - 1:25 to 1:43
@oddguy - 2:22 to 2:47
How it's made - 3:08 to 3:31
Me - 3:32 to 3:53
Therapy - 3:54 to 5:06
Run out of excuses - 5:22 to 5:30
Learn how to clean - 5:31 to 5:51
Knowing stuff vs Internet - 5:52 to 6:45
Being a kid - 6:46 to 7:26
Video games - 7:27 to 8:00
@tasuviyo - 8:01 to 8:39
Food - 8:40 to 8:54
Brag - 8:55 to 9:04
@tasuviyo - 9:05 to 9:33
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 9:34 to 9:40
@tasuviyo - 9:41 to 10:17
@Likeicare - 10:18 to 11:50
LGBT - 11:58 to 13:52
@Likeicare - 13:53 to 14:08
Did my things, cleaned up my keyboard and I'm back
Whoops me - 14:09 to 14:16
Encyclopedia Dramatica - 14:58 to 15:55
Me - 15:56 to 16:11
Abortion - 16:12 to 16:58
Me - 16:59 to 17:08
Indians (how) - 17:09 to 17:24
Encyclopedia Dramatica - 17:25 to 18:42
Hate - 18:43 to 19:28
lgbT! - 19:29 to 19:59
Midgets! - 20:00 to 21:02
Transitions! - 21:03 to 21:47
@Call Me Tim @Crassmeister @lurk @minty - 21:55 to 22:02
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 22:03 to 22:22
Privilege - 22:24 to 22:34
@oddguy - 22:35 to 22:41
@lulziez - 22:42 to 22:43
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 22:44 to 22:50
Indian (dot) - 22:51 to 22:58
Weird suck energy - 22:59 to 23:05
@Call Me Tim - 23:06 to 23:13
Me - 23:14 to 23:39
More T! - 23:40 to 23:50
@Sneed - 23:51 to 24:00
Me - 24:01 to 24:06
@fleacollerindustry - 24:07 to 25:32
News - 25:33 to 26:01
whyte peepo - 26:02 to 26:48
that's racist - 26:49 to 27:27
Puerto Rican - 27:28 to 27:48
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 27:49 to 27:58
@fleacollerindustry - 27:59 to 28:07
@oddguy - 28:12 to 28:26
@lulziez - 28:27 to 29:19
@Sleepy - 29:20 to 29:24
@lulziez - 29:25 to 29:34
Me - 29:35 to 30:17
Pet sexual harassment - 30:18 to 31:59
@Likeicare - 32:00 to 32:21
Me - 32:22 to 32:42
Sexual harassment - 32:43 to 33:09
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 33:10 to 33:18
Me - 33:19 to 34:21
@hypeshot - 34:22 to 35:04
bully porn @Likeicare and everyone else - 35:05 to 35:45
Me - 35:46 to 36:02
Ladies - 36:03 to 37:07
Me - 37:08 to 38:04
Marriage - 38:05 to 38:20
How is babby formed? - 38:21 to 38:59
Funny guys ololol! - 39:00 to 39:33
Me - 39:44 to 40:21
@Likeicare - 40:22 to 40:52
I'm leaving forever! - 40:53 to the end.
@Maysam @Baka @Quence @Nisse @SamThinksYourDisgusting @YaroslavTV
That's everyone that is logged in right now.
Good night and wish me good luck!
Jokes
Everything you are about to here is absolutely true. I'm narrating my life again for you for no reason. Stop reading now. Delete. I'm a nigger. I'm going to try to make this the best post of my life. Now you're posting with power!
Spoiler - I got some drug tests from Amazon @Illuminati yesterday. As many panels as I could find. Found out that I'm doing exactly what I thought I was doing. Who would've known. Alcohol, minimal weed, Seroquel, ketamine, ketamine, ketamine, catamine, cat, cat, ketamine, ketamine, meld minds with cats, ketamine, some more ketamine. Not meth! Not amphetamine! No coke! No fent! Nothing else~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ketamine makes the bad go away. Ketamine makes the hurt go away. I don't encourage you to do it. I said I don't encourage you to do it. Bad. Stop it. Don't. If you don't hurt like I hurt, don't do it!~~~~~~~~~~
Ketamine makes the bad go away. Ketamine makes the hurt go away. I don't encourage you to do it. I said I don't encourage you to do it. Bad. Stop it. Don't. If you don't hurt like I hurt, don't do it!~~~~~~~~~~
Make up sex with EDF
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I worked today! For 2 hours. After not sleeping the night before. And didn't get paid. And got tipped $100 and gave it to my friend.
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I'm going on a date tonight! Let's hope it's a good one. Let's hope it doesn't fall apart at the last minute. Let's hope I'm able to not be myself for a few hours and not be weird, scare or creep her out!
Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I was sober for Ash Wednesday! Well, not all of it. Tuesday night carried into Wednesday morning. Then, the rules didn't apply the next night and the sobriety stopped at 12:03AM. I went to church and got the ashes on my forehead! Yes! Walked around all day with them on. Went to the grocery store. People still didn't talk to me. It was great.
I spilled my seltzer on my mousepad because my cats and my mom simultaneously bothered me at the same time department of redundancy department.
Bear, my #7, my rock, has a thing with food. Cats take on their owners characteristics amirite?
Bonnie, my #9, my spirit animal, has a thing with going to the bathroom. Cats take on their owners characteristics amirite?
Did I mention that I'm autistic? I'm pretty sure I get that from my mom. I now have to clean up a sticky keyboard.
Me - 0:32 to 0:56
Me - 1:25 to 1:43
@oddguy - 2:22 to 2:47
How it's made - 3:08 to 3:31
Me - 3:32 to 3:53
Therapy - 3:54 to 5:06
Run out of excuses - 5:22 to 5:30
Learn how to clean - 5:31 to 5:51
Knowing stuff vs Internet - 5:52 to 6:45
Being a kid - 6:46 to 7:26
Video games - 7:27 to 8:00
@tasuviyo - 8:01 to 8:39
Food - 8:40 to 8:54
Brag - 8:55 to 9:04
@tasuviyo - 9:05 to 9:33
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 9:34 to 9:40
@tasuviyo - 9:41 to 10:17
@Likeicare - 10:18 to 11:50
LGBT - 11:58 to 13:52
@Likeicare - 13:53 to 14:08
Did my things, cleaned up my keyboard and I'm back
Whoops me - 14:09 to 14:16
Encyclopedia Dramatica - 14:58 to 15:55
Me - 15:56 to 16:11
Abortion - 16:12 to 16:58
Me - 16:59 to 17:08
Indians (how) - 17:09 to 17:24
Encyclopedia Dramatica - 17:25 to 18:42
Hate - 18:43 to 19:28
lgbT! - 19:29 to 19:59
Midgets! - 20:00 to 21:02
Transitions! - 21:03 to 21:47
@Call Me Tim @Crassmeister @lurk @minty - 21:55 to 22:02
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 22:03 to 22:22
Privilege - 22:24 to 22:34
@oddguy - 22:35 to 22:41
@lulziez - 22:42 to 22:43
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 22:44 to 22:50
Indian (dot) - 22:51 to 22:58
Weird suck energy - 22:59 to 23:05
@Call Me Tim - 23:06 to 23:13
Me - 23:14 to 23:39
More T! - 23:40 to 23:50
@Sneed - 23:51 to 24:00
Me - 24:01 to 24:06
@fleacollerindustry - 24:07 to 25:32
News - 25:33 to 26:01
whyte peepo - 26:02 to 26:48
that's racist - 26:49 to 27:27
Puerto Rican - 27:28 to 27:48
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 27:49 to 27:58
@fleacollerindustry - 27:59 to 28:07
@oddguy - 28:12 to 28:26
@lulziez - 28:27 to 29:19
@Sleepy - 29:20 to 29:24
@lulziez - 29:25 to 29:34
Me - 29:35 to 30:17
Pet sexual harassment - 30:18 to 31:59
@Likeicare - 32:00 to 32:21
Me - 32:22 to 32:42
Sexual harassment - 32:43 to 33:09
@HeyNonnyNonymous - 33:10 to 33:18
Me - 33:19 to 34:21
@hypeshot - 34:22 to 35:04
bully porn @Likeicare and everyone else - 35:05 to 35:45
Me - 35:46 to 36:02
Ladies - 36:03 to 37:07
Me - 37:08 to 38:04
Marriage - 38:05 to 38:20
How is babby formed? - 38:21 to 38:59
Funny guys ololol! - 39:00 to 39:33
Me - 39:44 to 40:21
@Likeicare - 40:22 to 40:52
I'm leaving forever! - 40:53 to the end.
@Maysam @Baka @Quence @Nisse @SamThinksYourDisgusting @YaroslavTV
That's everyone that is logged in right now.
Good night and wish me good luck!
I 100% agree with your assessment. I don’t find his schtick to be funny. He was yet another Leftist blowhard who was endlessly promoted by other Leftists.
squiggles2
Dramacrat
Turns out tonight is going to be tomorrow. So here's one for the road:
I've got my personal FBI agents to entertain, right?
I want them liking me and rooting for me. Not hating me and wanting me to fail, right?
I'll do a little song and dance for them so they are in a good mood.
Everyone's happy. Except for me when I'm sober. But we'll get there. Eventually.
I've got my personal FBI agents to entertain, right?
I want them liking me and rooting for me. Not hating me and wanting me to fail, right?
I'll do a little song and dance for them so they are in a good mood.
Everyone's happy. Except for me when I'm sober. But we'll get there. Eventually.