The dog worshipping cult is insane

I talked to a USPS mail carrier and she mentioned how she was constantly attacked by dogs while delivering mail. I said I hated dogs and think they're pests. She gets defensive and is like "They're just doing their job". WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR JOB? To intimidate and terrorize people? It's like she was a brainwashed cult victim.
 
I talked to a USPS mail carrier and she mentioned how she was constantly attacked by dogs while delivering mail. I said I hated dogs and think they're pests. She gets defensive and is like "They're just doing their job". WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR JOB? To intimidate and terrorize people? It's like she was a brainwashed cult victim.
Baka i think your city is overrun by a dog cult you should move to another city or be careful since there are dog cultists afoot
 
I talked to a USPS mail carrier and she mentioned how she was constantly attacked by dogs while delivering mail. I said I hated dogs and think they're pests. She gets defensive and is like "They're just doing their job". WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR JOB? To intimidate and terrorize people? It's like she was a brainwashed cult victim.
I honestly never got dogs that aren't put to work in some way shape or form, they are just pestilent at best and actually life threatening at worst. I guess I get normal sized dogs but those stupid small dogs are useless to defend you and you might as well have gotten a cat, and some of those big dogs are so massive you're basically paying for a another person living under your roof and don't even get me started on those specifically bred nightmares whether it turn what was probably a healthy animal into a pitbull or a pug.
 
I honestly never got dogs that aren't put to work in some way shape or form, they are just pestilent at best and actually life threatening at worst. I guess I get normal sized dogs but those stupid small dogs are useless to defend you and you might as well have gotten a cat, and some of those big dogs are so massive you're basically paying for a another person living under your roof and don't even get me started on those specifically bred nightmares whether it turn what was probably a healthy animal into a pitbull or a pug.
theres a video out there of someone getting mugged and their pitbull randomly starts attacking THEM as the mugger runs off
 
I talked to a USPS mail carrier and she mentioned how she was constantly attacked by dogs while delivering mail. I said I hated dogs and think they're pests. She gets defensive and is like "They're just doing their job". WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR JOB? To intimidate and terrorize people? It's like she was a brainwashed cult victim.
i had a shepherd that was bred to be out workin' the fields keepin' sheep in line that would try to herd my car every time i stopped at the box
if a dog ain't doin' what its actual job is the new job becomes "be a fucking menace"
 
i had a shepherd that was bred to be out workin' the fields keepin' sheep in line that would try to herd my car every time i stopped at the box
if a dog ain't doin' what its actual job is the new job becomes "be a fucking menace"
shepherds have damn loud barks too. Do you get attacked by dogs often? it sounds horrible from how this woman put it and she just tells herself dogs attacking humans are "doing their job"

I almost feel bad for the mutts. Cooping up working breeds and not giving them an outlet is just cruel. they actually go insane
 
shepherds have damn loud barks too. Do you get attacked by dogs often? it sounds horrible from how this woman put it and she just tells herself dogs attacking humans are "doing their job"

I almost feel bad for the mutts. Cooping up working breeds and not giving them an outlet is just cruel. they actually go insane
how long of a reply do you want? :meow:
i have been bitten by a dog. every carrier i know has been bitten by a dog. it happens to all of us eventually
there are dogs that run out and bite my tires while i'm driving while the owner is on the porch scrolling on their phone. every. fucking. day.
p.o. policy is "don't deliver a package if there's a dog" (because p.o. doesn't wanna pay a dime for workman's comp so basically if you get bit, struck by lightning, mauled by wolves, in a car accident, etc it's your fault, no matter what) but if that were the case nobody would ever get their stuff. and if someone complains you get told to carry the package back out unless you have proof there was a dog n then it's a back n forth between the carrier n the person who owns the dog about how their dog is a precious baby angel who pulled a toddler out of a housefire so its easier to put the package on the porch if the dog isn't actively being a douche.
a carrier died being mauled by dogs a while back. i could go on n on abt misbehaving mutts

tl;dr "the dog is just doing its job" is a cope for the situation we are forced to be in daily
 
how long of a reply do you want? :meow:
i have been bitten by a dog. every carrier i know has been bitten by a dog. it happens to all of us eventually
there are dogs that run out and bite my tires while i'm driving while the owner is on the porch scrolling on their phone. every. fucking. day.
p.o. policy is "don't deliver a package if there's a dog" (because p.o. doesn't wanna pay a dime for workman's comp so basically if you get bit, struck by lightning, mauled by wolves, in a car accident, etc it's your fault, no matter what) but if that were the case nobody would ever get their stuff. and if someone complains you get told to carry the package back out unless you have proof there was a dog n then it's a back n forth between the carrier n the person who owns the dog about how their dog is a precious baby angel who pulled a toddler out of a housefire so its easier to put the package on the porch if the dog isn't actively being a douche.
a carrier died being mauled by dogs a while back. i could go on n on abt misbehaving mutts

tl;dr "the dog is just doing its job" is a cope for the situation we are forced to be in daily
how ya been minty?
 
how long of a reply do you want? :meow:
i have been bitten by a dog. every carrier i know has been bitten by a dog. it happens to all of us eventually
there are dogs that run out and bite my tires while i'm driving while the owner is on the porch scrolling on their phone. every. fucking. day.
p.o. policy is "don't deliver a package if there's a dog" (because p.o. doesn't wanna pay a dime for workman's comp so basically if you get bit, struck by lightning, mauled by wolves, in a car accident, etc it's your fault, no matter what) but if that were the case nobody would ever get their stuff. and if someone complains you get told to carry the package back out unless you have proof there was a dog n then it's a back n forth between the carrier n the person who owns the dog about how their dog is a precious baby angel who pulled a toddler out of a housefire so its easier to put the package on the porch if the dog isn't actively being a douche.
a carrier died being mauled by dogs a while back. i could go on n on abt misbehaving mutts

tl;dr "the dog is just doing its job" is a cope for the situation we are forced to be in daily
Can picture some obese hoarse voice woman with that rough pinkish/red skin and thin haired dyed red coming out and yelling MAH DAW MUH DAWWWWG

Why do we need to live in fear of death or dismemberment due to this shit? its insane
 
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