The Official EDF Joke Thread

[ilovejesus69]

knock knock

 

[Quence]

knock knock

Bad pipes?

 

[ilovejesus69]

Bad pipes?

who's there?

 

[Haha Yes]

I had 6 Doritos tacos and I'm shitting like a fountain
That is roaring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

 

[Schlit]

who's there?

Wilma

 

[Magalicious]

Why are there trees in Harlem, NYC?

















Public Transportation.

 

[Quence]

I had 6 Doritos tacos and I'm sh***ing like a fountain
That is roaring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

 

[PianPink]

Yee yee how do you seduce a country girl.
You atractor

 

[ilovejesus69]

Wilma

Come in, Wilma. You look lovely today.

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

What do you call a federal agent after he had a hearty meal?

Well-fed agent





















nigger

 

[FBIAgent]

What do you call a federal agent after he had a hearty meal?

Well-fed agent





















nigger

I'm gonna have a hearty meal rn at Burger King.

 

[PianPink]

What does the llama say? Alpaca you a lunch

 

[PianPink]

What does a stormtrooper do after heavy drinking. Pew Pewke

 

[Quence]

Why did the fungus downsize?

Spoiler: Answer

There was too mush-room

How can you tell if a shop is new?

Spoiler: Answer

No store-age

When's the best time to visit a dentist?

Spoiler: Answer

Tooth-Thirty

How do camels blend in?

Spoiler: Answer

Camel-flage