The Official EDF Joke Thread

ilovejesus69 · Jul 24, 2021

knock knock

Quence · Jul 24, 2021

ilovejesus69 said:
knock knock

Bad pipes?

ilovejesus69 · Jul 24, 2021

Quence said:
Bad pipes?

who's there?

Haha Yes · Jul 25, 2021

I had 6 Doritos tacos and I'm shitting like a fountain
That is roaring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Schlit · Jul 25, 2021

ilovejesus69 said:
who's there?

Wilma

Magalicious · Jul 25, 2021

Why are there trees in Harlem, NYC?

Public Transportation.

Quence · Jul 25, 2021

Haha Yes said:
I had 6 Doritos tacos and I'm sh***ing like a fountain
That is roaring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

PianPink · Jul 26, 2021

Yee yee how do you seduce a country girl.
You atractor

ilovejesus69 · Jul 26, 2021

Schlit said:
Wilma

Come in, Wilma. You look lovely today.

Cosmic Sewer Hobo · Jul 30, 2021

What do you call a federal agent after he had a hearty meal?

Well-fed agent

nigger

FBIAgent · Jul 30, 2021

Cosmic Sewer Hobo said:
What do you call a federal agent after he had a hearty meal?

Well-fed agent

nigger

I'm gonna have a hearty meal rn at Burger King.

PianPink · Jul 30, 2021

What does the llama say? Alpaca you a lunch

PianPink · Aug 1, 2021

What does a stormtrooper do after heavy drinking. Pew Pewke