US Politics General

[Call Me Tim]

Cops are not allowed to run after criminals in Chicago. What could go wrong.

Why is the fucking Post Office, which cannot deliver my packages without them looking like them being run over by a truck, set on fire and smelling like it was put out by being pissed on reading cat memes? What the fuck is happening to my country?

 

[dropdatwat]

Thank fuck someone is actually funny around here for once

 

[lurk]

Cops are not allowed to run after criminals in Chicago. What could go wrong.

Why is the fucking Post Office, which cannot deliver my packages without them looking like them being run over by a truck, set on fire and smelling like it was put out by being pissed on reading cat memes? What the fuck is happening to my country?

civilizational collapse... like rome.

 

[Solution]

civilizational collapse... like rome.

More bath houses less cosmic pizza

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Cops are not allowed to run after criminals in Chicago. What could go wrong.

Why is the fucking Post Office, which cannot deliver my packages without them looking like them being run over by a truck, set on fire and smelling like it was put out by being pissed on reading cat memes? What the fuck is happening to my country?

They decided to fuck with americans by outsourcing the Illuminati, Jew, 5G Genocide Survelliance and Data mining to an innocent seeming agency - the Post office.

 

[lurk]

They decided to fuck with americans by outsourcing the Illuminati, Jew, 5G Genocide Survelliance and Data mining to an innocent seeming agency - the Post office.

the old boomers in charge get confused when they see "post", still think people use snail mail.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Kerry sells out the Joos.

Iran’s Foreign Minister, in Leaked Tape, Says Revolutionary Guards Set Policies (Published 2021)

Mohammad Javad Zarif, the Iranian foreign minister, described a rivalry with a powerful and widely revered military leader, Qassim Suleimani.

www.nytimes.com

"Former Secretary of State John Kerry informed him that Israel had attacked Iranian interests in Syria at least 200 times, to his astonishment, Mr. Zarif said."

 

[Call Me Tim]

More bath houses less cosmic pizza

That's your campaign slogan.
Scumhook/Solution: More bath houses, less cosmic pizza.

 

[Registered]

the old boomers in charge get confused when they see "post", still think people use snail mail.

Go easy there big boy, I am mailing bills today.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Go easy there big boy, I am mailing bills today.

You should ebill. it's faster cheaper and easier. Plus, it takes away from the congressional slush fund which is the USPS.

 

[Registered]

You should ebill. it's faster cheaper and easier. Plus, it takes away from the congressional slush fund which is the USPS.

Call me old fashioned, I like to lick the envelopes. TASTY!

 

[SK2.0]

Call me old fashioned, I like to lick the envelopes. TASTY!

Also you can still use the time-tested "the cheque is in the mail" excuse.

 

[lurk]

Call me old fashioned, I like to lick the envelopes. TASTY!

the usps should add flavorings to the glue for the stamps. it'd be like buying stamps from a sex shop.

 

[Quence]

the usps should add flavorings to the glue for the stamps. it'd be like buying stamps from a sex shop.

You buy stamps from sex shops? Don’t you worry about diseases?

 

[Solution]

You buy stamps from sex shops? Don’t you worry about diseases?

I get how you equate things to blowing truckers at piolet stations, I mean you of all people. But that's not how sex shops operate, now sex pawn shops that a different situation.

 

[Hater]

I get how you equate things to blowing truckers at piolet stations, I mean you of all people. But that's not how sex shops operate, now sex pawn shops that a different situation.

Oh a lot like the stupid store?

 

[Quence]

I get how you equate things to blowing truckers at piolet stations, I mean you of all people. But that's not how sex shops operate, now sex pawn shops that a different situation.

I am but an innocent padawan. Teach me the ways of the universe, Jedi Master.
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[dropdatwat]

how are we supposed to have the glorious communist revolution without the trotsky rating

 

[lurk]

how are we supposed to have the glorious communist revolution without the trotsky rating

uncle joe was always better than lenin and trotsky combined. Stalin for President 2024!

 

[c0mp]

uncle joe was always better than lenin and trotsky combined. Stalin for President 2024!

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