Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!Putin just knows the Don is not a pushover.
Not a lapdog
He has perhaps the most fragile ego in modern history and responds to flattery like a 3$ hooker responds to crack cocaine.
You could literally entice him to fuck over the nation by making him the subject of a limited edition Happy Meals toy line.