Why are carrots magically falling out of my buttcrack

[ZZZandeRRR]

Maybe someone on the street gave me the curse, now all my boxers and pairs of black jeans have rape holes from the excessive carrots being shot from my asshole like a gun

this is what you get for not believing in Easter or the Easter bunny. That's my conjecture at least.

 

[hypeshot]

this is what you get for not believing in Easter or the Easter bunny. That's my conjecture at least.

But theres more than enough carrots in my room that fell out of my asshole to fill up about 70 targets in the cleveland and akron areas.

 

[hypeshot]

No Wonder why your cursed your an asshole

I mean it feels good to be a douchebag, but this is the quite opposite

 

[Jerry]

I mean it feels good to be a douchebag, but this is the quite opposite

Your not a douchebag but you are fat and obese and gay and ugly Also you might now have schizophrenia

 

[hypeshot]

Your not a douchebag but you are fat and obese and gay and ugly Also you might now have schizophrenia

No, im not hallucinating, i swear i have too many carrots in my room!

 

[dropdatwat]

No, im not hallucinating, i swear i have too many carrots in my room! View attachment 17276

you wish you had access to a camera that could take pics 1/4 the quality of that

 

[hypeshot]

you wish you had access to a camera that could take pics 1/4 the quality of that

I do, thats the beauty of android! @Quence Doesn't seem to understand that

 

[dropdatwat]

I do, thats the beauty of android! @Quence Doesn't seem to understand that

every pic you've ever posted looks like it was taken on a high-end 2006 flip phone

 

[hypeshot]

every pic you've ever posted looks like it was taken on a high-end 2006 flip phone

?

 

[dropdatwat]

?

imagine not knowing what a flip phone is jesus christ

 

[Jerry]

No, im not hallucinating, i swear i have too many carrots in my room! View attachment 17276

Prove this isnt a hallucination take a picture of yourself on top of the carrots with your face

 

[hypeshot]

Prove this isnt a hallucination take a picture of yourself on top of the carrots with your face

No, my phone died shortly after that and it needs to charge, and my tablet's cameras are scratched

 

[hypeshot]

imagine not knowing what a flip phone is jesus christ

I know what a flip phone is! My mom had one when i was a toddler!

 

[GirlOnInternet]

@hypeshot fat

 

[Lovecraft]

Amusing that when somebody pretends to be moobs and goes all in on retarded and homosexual vibes, they actually come off as less retarded and homosexual than his baseline.

 

[Jerry]

@hypeshot fat

Heres a picture of moonfag getting rejected

 

[hypeshot]

@hypeshot fat

No u

Heres a picture of moonfag getting rejected View attachment 17278

Quit dming people who are old enough to be in my class, weirdo

 

[hypeshot]

HELP THERES AN ASS CARROT TSUNAMI IN MY ROOM!!!!!

 

[Jerry]

No, im not hallucinating, i swear i have too many carrots in my room! View attachment 17276

This isnt your image

 

[hypeshot]

This isnt your imageView attachment 17279

Yes it is