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all ur posts try too hard and it makes me cringe sm my dick retracts inside my body
>be me
>25 years old, browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica in the year of our lord 2024
>somehow, ED is still up. The internet is a strange place.
>see a thread about 'The Current State of Furry Conventions: A Deep Dive'
>click anyway, because I hate myself
>immediately regret decision
>every single comment is just 'STRAY KIDS HYPED HYPED HYPED' or some variation
>scroll down, find the culprit: username 'hypeshot'
>profile pic is a heavily filtered selfie of a kid who looks like he's been awake for 72 hours straight
>claims to be "straight twink"
>the cognitive dissonance is palpable
>decide to bite, because, again, I hate myself
>reply: 'hypeshot, my dude, with all due respect... you sure about the 'straight' part?'
>hypeshot IMMEDIATELY replies: 'IM NOT GAY IM JUST… *SUPPORTIVE*'
>okaythen.jpeg
>I try a different approach: 'but... you call yourself a straight twink and spam every thread with kpop. Doesn't that seem a little... sus?'
>hypeshot: 'ITS NOT SUS ITS CALLED BEING AN ALLY! I APPRECIATE THE AESTHETIC'
Wtf happened
Main site is the forums, the forums do not exist on their old subdomain?
Huh?
@tardchick seems to be gone too?
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