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LardChick
I'm having my profile private because fuck most people, especially those who accuse me of being a """"""pedophile"""""" and calling me a fat cunt.
ethiopiannigger123
can i shove my trans cock in that pretty face of yours portia
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Heidi the girl
Heidi the girl
Yells at phone and puts it into airplane mode which is actually fake airplane mode and doesn't get rid of them.

And then remembers the time that I couldn't shut off my phone without the battery dying.
Heidi the girl
Heidi the girl
Meanwhile Captain Bildad sat earnestly and steadfastly eyeing Queequeg, and at last rising solemnly and fumbling in the huge pockets of his broad-skirted drab coat, took out a bundle of tracts, and selecting one entitled “The Latter Day Coming; or No Time to Lose,” placed it in Queequeg’s hands, and then grasping them and the book with both his, looked earnestly into his eyes, and said, “Son of darkness, I must do my duty by thee; I am part owner of this ship, and feel concerned for the souls of all its crew; if thou still clingest to thy Pagan ways, which I sadly fear, I beseech thee, remain not for aye a Belial bondsman. Spurn the idol Bell, and the hideous dragon; turn from the wrath to come; mind thine eye, I say; oh! goodness gracious! steer clear of the fiery pit!”
ethiopiannigger123
ethiopiannigger123
daamn neva stick yo dick in crazy shiieet
LardChick
Oh my god ED's servers are so shite that it's fucking almost impossible to browse it without it going into that cloudflare page

What is fucking going on????????
I swear to god ED is a fucking shithole than it is to me already
LardChick
You are basically squidward tentacles 2.0, but more hostile towards me unlike squidward's hostility towards spongebob
MeisterSkrambla
MeisterSkrambla
No, because Squidward doesn't want to interact with Spongebob — and I like to poke at you and see what reaction I can get out of you i.e. milk you for laughs.
LardChick
Ok I didn't realize until a few hours ago that my avatar just fucking minorly changed, this time with me have a photoshopped face of an old man lol
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