Heidi the girl

Heidi the girl

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    OMG, it's rare but the AI made me laugh. I was talking about House of the Dead 2 and the AI said this:
    "James Taylor is the only man who can witness a chainsaw massacre and respond like someone just told him the copier jammed again."
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    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    To: AMS Headquarters
    From: Goldman, Senior Bio‑Catastrophe Strategist
    Subject: Q4 Performance Review

    Team,

    Unfortunately, we did not meet our projected targets for global annihilation this quarter. While the mutant rollout showed promise, key performance indicators (KPIs) such as “sustained terror” and “civilian eradication efficiency” fell below expectations.

    In light of these shortcomings, I’ve decided to streamline operations by reducing headcount. Effective immediately, I will be eliminating one position.

    Mine.

    Thank you for your continued dedication.
    Please direct all future inquiries to gravity.

    Farewell.
    ethiopiannigger123
    *beep boop* begin transmission
    Shalom Heidi the girl    . This is the Mossad handler living in ethiopiannigger123's head. Niggerification of ethiopiannigger123 is now complete, faggotry is of course next. Please see the attached image of ethiopiannigger123 to see the damage we have done. In order to reverse these changes kindly fork over 10 BTC, or you are next. This is your final warning. Respond in the affirmative if you wish to complete this transaction, or in the negative if you wish to deny at your own peril.
    Again, you have been warned.
    *beep boop* end transmission
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    ethiopiannigger123
    can i shove my trans cock in that pretty face of yours portia
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    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    Yells at phone and puts it into airplane mode which is actually fake airplane mode and doesn't get rid of them.

    And then remembers the time that I couldn't shut off my phone without the battery dying.
    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    Meanwhile Captain Bildad sat earnestly and steadfastly eyeing Queequeg, and at last rising solemnly and fumbling in the huge pockets of his broad-skirted drab coat, took out a bundle of tracts, and selecting one entitled “The Latter Day Coming; or No Time to Lose,” placed it in Queequeg’s hands, and then grasping them and the book with both his, looked earnestly into his eyes, and said, “Son of darkness, I must do my duty by thee; I am part owner of this ship, and feel concerned for the souls of all its crew; if thou still clingest to thy Pagan ways, which I sadly fear, I beseech thee, remain not for aye a Belial bondsman. Spurn the idol Bell, and the hideous dragon; turn from the wrath to come; mind thine eye, I say; oh! goodness gracious! steer clear of the fiery pit!”
    ethiopiannigger123
    ethiopiannigger123
    daamn neva stick yo dick in crazy shiieet
    Illuminati
    Hi Portia
    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    :nyan:
    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    Bonnie died tonight. She had a sarcoma that formed on her leg. It was either get it amputated when she was too old and frail to reliably get anesthetics or watch her slowly waste away. I knew the amputated arm would have been a death sentence to her anyways. She died on my chest while I was trying to tease her back to health once more. Poor girl. RIP little one. 16 years old and is the first cat that didn't go and hide in pain and stayed with me til the end.
    Heidi the girl
    Heidi the girl
    She spent the past month in my room exclusively after a terrifying two days where she couldn't see, hear, or realize that she was on the side of a table and could fall off. She regained her senses and kept fighting for a month. Finally, her body gave out on her. At least she isn't suffering anymore and she was able to go out peacefully. We should all kind of hope for that route ... someone there taking care of you at the bitter end.
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